A XXXmas tale for Ari of sorts

[Guest032312]

I've been reading TER & Eccie, and have come to the conclusion that you have forsaken me for the passions of another man...or 2 or three ahh or more and throw in a couple girls too. With a heart that's broken, an ego crushed, so much for being your 1 and only. However an hour or 2 of your time should fix all previously mentioned problems!
As for that little fat man named Santa who will be climbing down your chimney. Beware of the gift he is about to deposit, not under the tree, but between your legs.
As for the envelope with a donation inside, left on the fireplace mantle, it is for compensation of your visit with me, I mean he, and the little Mrs. a few months ago.
Happy Holidays.
Oh BTW "hot pants" with cuffs made with a wool blend are still hot pants, not "winter shorts"
You will find that I've also returned your shoe which you will find under the tree. However, so sorry for the scuff marks. Don;t know where the other 1 shoe ran off to of the other pair, but if I see one of your girlfriends walking around with a mismatched pair of high heels, we'll all know where it went.
Best of luck as an Indi. Knew it should have been that way, from the 1st time I met you.

[KCQuestor]

Was this supposed to be a PM?

[BigDeal]

Headmaster...its time to move on as alas I have stolen her ye heart from you.....and soon we will have a tryst of unimaginable passion my friend!

As for headmaster I know ye heart is broken ...I am sure another young maiden will capture ye attention

For it is now my hand that will hold the shoe!!
as well as other things...lol

[Guest030817]

You, my love are my most loyal and you know it. If you don't like the winter shorts, you can always buy me something from H & M or a gift card if you would rather. I've now found my shoes so we must start another rumor about me...feel free to start the convo if you wish...sure that you have plenty of material, my headmaster!

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Ari816

You, my love are my most loyal and you know it. If you don't like the winter shorts, you can always buy me something from H & M or a gift card if you would rather. I've now found my shoes so we must start another rumor about me...feel free to start the convo if you wish...sure that you have plenty of material, my headmaster!

Arianna I just licked the screen my dear!!

[catnipdipper]

[growler]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

You couldn't tell me what size shoe Ari wears could you Cat.

[BigDeal]

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKIN SHOE!!
LOOK AT HER AVATAR!!

YOU GUYS KEEP TALKIN ABOUT A FUCKIN SHOE...IM DEALIN WITH HER AMAZING ASSAVATAR!!!

SOMETHINS GOTTA GIVE!! WHO CARES ABOUT THE SHOE!!!!
just kiddin..... Ari call me me babe!!

[catnipdipper]

No Growler I can't.

I like them shoeless with a great pedicure which she always has.

[Shogun2000]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

I like them shoeless with a great pedicure which she always has.

I was so mesmerized by everything else that I didn't even notice that she had a pedicure!

[growler]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

No Growler I can't.

I like them shoeless with a great pedicure which she always has.

Thanks Cat, just thought you might know lol....pedicure? I kind of like seeing nylons with heels, but thats just me lol.

[catnipdipper]

rub it in Growler