The Irish Funeral

[Guest021824]

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow that dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."

[DallasRain]

[Sami]

OMGto funny!!

[Murf76]

What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral???....One less drunk!!!!

[DallasRain]

lol Murf!

Funny Irish Joke 01
Finnegin: Me wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I can’t break her of it.
Sean: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home.

Funny Irish Joke 02
First Irish Farmer: “My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.”
Second Irish Farmer: “Did you shoot it in the hole?”
First Irish Farmer: ” No, in the head.





Funny Irish Joke 05
O’Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
“Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!

[Murf76]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb??? Four! One to do it and three to drink to it!!!

[Roothead]

Murf.... thanks for the laughs....the Irish wedding joke is my "safe for business / mixed company ice breaker"... been telling that one since I heard my dad tell it, some 35 yrs ago, in his bar "Nipsy Kelly's"....

[Murf76]

Originally Posted by Roothead

Murf.... thanks for the laughs....the Irish wedding joke is my "safe for business / mixed company ice breaker"... been telling that one since I heard my dad tell it, some 35 yrs ago, in his bar "Nipsy Kelly's"....

Yeah,it's been around for a while,I heard my dad tell it on one of the many Saturday Afternoons at Wonder Inn,way back in the mid "60's,but it always gets a great response!!!

[Your Ebony Dream]

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