When I am drunk the following happens:
If you come on to me: I will tap that.

If you say "hi" to me I will assume you are coming on to me: I will tap that.

If you I can see you: I will tap that.

I remember this one time I was this close to making out with a x-mas tree cactus with a cowboy hat on and glasses on because I assumed it was a stud who couldn't keep his eyes off me.

the morning after was very awkward.
That is why I don't drink on dates, I only drink around people I don't care about embarrassing myself in front of.