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Old 11-03-2011, 08:52 PM   #1
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Jack and Jill had been dating for quite awhile. One typical evening, Jack started to make his evening moves for some booty from Jill.

Jill says" Sorry Jack, i dont want to fuck you tonite because I have a Gyno appointment tomorrow morning".

Jack looks sad and confused...

Jill explains " i have been seeing the same Gyno since i was 13, and im pretty sure he can tell if i had sex the night before and its just kinda embarrassing, i hope you can understand".

Well Jack IS an understanding guy and says, " ok so you dont want to fuck me tonight because of a Gyno appt tomorrow? thats totally cool..."

Then Jack says "Um so do you have a dentist appointment too?"
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:03 PM   #2
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LoL
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Old 11-07-2011, 08:38 PM   #3
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Silly Rabbit!
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Old 11-07-2011, 08:40 PM   #4
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At least he didn't ask her if she had a rectal examine too
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Old 11-07-2011, 08:44 PM   #5
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Good one!
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Old 11-07-2011, 09:58 PM   #6
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good one
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Old 11-08-2011, 03:21 PM   #7
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Old 11-08-2011, 04:00 PM   #8
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At least he didn't ask her if she had a rectal examine too
he should have asked her that....Jack wasnt on his game
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Old 11-08-2011, 04:41 PM   #9
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Two True
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Old 11-08-2011, 06:51 PM   #10
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Alright.. no more jokes about me.
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:22 AM   #11
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LOL! You have to be clever with the NO's now because the guys are clever with getting you to say YES!
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:07 AM   #12
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As comedian Ron White says, "when the roller coaster is broken they don't close the whole amusement park!"
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:12 PM   #13
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a busk-an-a-quarter
Jill came down with two-an-a-half
Still think they went up for water?
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