This actually works?!?!?

[pyramider]

But can they pee on the wall?

[Howl at the Moon]

OK- since we are so thoroughly off topic...

God is going around after creation giving out the last of the gifts he has. Tougher fur, faster reflexes- a little something for each species. When he gets to Adam and Eve, he looks in the bag and there are two gifts left- so he says "You can each have one" Adam asks "Well, what do you have?" God looks in the bag and says,"Hmm - looks like one is the ability to pee standing up." Adam immediately says "Oh- I want that. It would be so cool to just go anywhere. I could pee on bushes, trees, bugs. that would be sooooo coool. Please can I have that?" God looks at Eve who shugs and says "Sure- if he wants it that badly I do not mind." So God provides the ability to Adam who immediately heads for a bush to water it standing up. Eve looks at God and says,"Well I am glad that he is so happy. I am pretty satisified as I am, but would be happy to have whatever is left if you think it is the right thing to do. What is left in your bag anyway?"

God peers into the bag and says "Multiple orgasm."

[Ginger Doll]

See, good things DO come to those who wait!

[medic4u69]

It was my understanding that "the rest of the story" was not read by the providers, but be sure I will never call the ones making fun of me, EVER

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by medic4u69

It was my understanding that "the rest of the story" was not read by the providers, but be sure I will never call the ones making fun of me, EVER

Originally Posted by medic4u69

Activities: 2$$ to show up, everything else is extra, 1$$ for bj and 2$$ for IC only
Session Length: 1hr
Fee: $$$ but increased

The info we referred to isn't in the rest of the story. Or maybe it is in the ROS, as well. I don't know about that...because I haven't seen the ROS. It's definitely right there in plain sight, though.

I'm not sure about Lily, but I was making fun of the whole situation...even more so, the providers that upsell. It was funny. Lighten up, dude.

[Lily Blair]

Originally Posted by medic4u69

It was my understanding that "the rest of the story" was not read by the providers, but be sure I will never call the ones making fun of me, EVER

I don't need to see the ROS. You admitted to being an idiot in the public part of the review!

And I'm really really sad about losing your potential business. But it wouldn't have worked out anyway. You don't have the references or the sense to get an appointment with me.

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by Lily Blair

...And I'm really really sad about losing your potential business. But it wouldn't have worked out anyway. You don't have the references or the sense to get an appointment with me.

Lily, I feel so connected to you. That's exactly what I was just thinking.

[ali*cat]

UNBELIEVABLE ......... I think I saw this guy once he called himself the Easter Bunny!

[Adrianna xo]

I got some new rate tactics from this thread. Looks like I will be rich QUICK!!! hahah Poor guy.