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Originally Posted by LusciousLacy
This reminds me of a former patient who use to stick triple A batteries and then double A batteries up his peter... then he advanced to rolls of dimes. Why? Because he said the psych ward gave him better prescriptions. LOL
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Speaking of meds and odd things inserted into one's penis . . .
There was a local gentleman (verified, and a good client, aside from the following small "special request") with a standing offer of $1,000.00 for any Escort or provider that would run an eight inch section of a specific type of lubricated barbed wire through his urethrae several times as he orgasm.
I wonder what type of medication he can get (or has been cheeking). Having always been terrified that something would go horrifically wrong . . . I politely turned him down every time he called.
There's also the former Plaza Escorts client that has a standing offer of $500.00 if the lady will squat in his kitchen and defecate into a cast iron skillet. Trick is, he pan is flaming red hot, apparently, he likes to hear his dinner sizzle . . . Again, I turned him down politely when he would call also . . . A few ladies actually went over to his house, none stayed more than a few minutes.
I suppose there may be a medication issue there too . . . No one has yet to take him (Mr. Eat Your Dump) up on his offer. The barb wire guy finally got a lady to insert the wire. He now would like two zinc electrodes in a lubricating conductive base inserted and attached by copper wire to opposing poles of a deep cycle marine battery.
Takes all kinds. I should write a book.
Kisses,
- Jackie
A new spa treatment.
