Truth is stranger than fiction

[Guest082216-1]

Wed night, needed a little loving but was having no luck. So, I went to my favorite stripclub. Saw a very cute little thing I had talked to a number of times. Worked out the details for full service and off to VIP we go. So, she starts with a BJ to get me in the mood. Going well, feels really good when she just stops. I look down at her and see her head on my leg, with my dick still in her mouth, sound asleep. WTF???? Woke her up, decided maybe we should try some other time. Gave her a few $20s for effort and sent her packing.

If I wanted to fuck a sleeping woman I would just go home to my wife!

Note; I went through 6 women before I found one to get the job done that day. I have never had to work so hard just to get a little tail.

[argus256]

[Hobbyfun]

Bubba I hate to say this but, if she had your dick in her mouth and went to sleep you might want to look at what your packing.
As far as going home to fuck a sleeping wife, your a brave person I don't think I would take the chance of mine waking up and start Bitching about something.

Like the old saying goes "Leave A Sleeping Dog Laying"

[Guest091314]

I am sorry that happened to you but thats freakin funny!

[Guest082216-1]

After the fact, it is quite funny. I though abut just giving her a face fuck since it was already there but got worried she might gag and bite

I went through a cancelation, then a NS, then another cancelation, sleeping beauty, another girl who just could not get me started, before I finaly found one who could get the job done. So, when you complain about a NC/NS, STFU until you have been through 6 women in one day trying to get laid.

[hd]

Rosey Palm is always within reach!

[lisa.lisa0302]

Now that is bad luck.


How does one fall asleep giving a bj in a strip club.

[Sweet N Little]

omg that is sooooo funny , Im sure not at the time so sorry that happened.
Look at the bright side (as if there were one..NOT) , it could have been you that fell asleep

thanks for sharing..tff

[ItalianaPrincess]

Why does the phrase from that old school Ice Cube song come to mind...

"so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep"


...it could've been from the DT right?



Props to your determination though.
Glad it paid off. Sometimes the southern head DOES control the northern head!

[CenterLock]

And to think, you could have gone the bragging route of being so good you went through 6 even wearing one out with just a bj.

Ah, well... you lose some, you lose some more.


..... too fucking funny

[pmdelites]

bubba, sorry it took you that long to come, errr, have success.
but what doesnt kill us makes us stronger~~

Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Now that is bad luck.

How does one fall asleep giving a bj in a strip club.

maybe heavy duty analgesics or pain killers??

one of my favs from yrs gone by was in town and asked if i wanted to cum, err, come visit her.
sure, said i and trucked all the way to bumfuck frisco [near preston and el dorado, a fur piece for me (distance wise, as she has a shaved pussy), but she was always good to me!] to a house she was house sitting for a friend. [kinda unusual to me - get it on w/ a provider at a house/room that neither one of us owns/rents]

she'd been having back pain, so took a pill soon after i got there.
she started in cowgirl and was drowsing off while riding.
she dismounted and went to fellatio and kept drowsing off while sucking.
it was pretty unusual, even for her.
so, after no bells/pops and her mostly asleep, i just rolled her off me, laid her back, covered her up [the place was like an icebox], and let her sleep while i went to take a shower and then got dressed.
before i left, i woke her up, kissed her good bye and told her i was on my way. i dont think she grokked what was going on.
[then it took over 30 mins to get from the house to US 75 in Allen - holy shit!!!]

she did call me later than day and thanked me for taking care of her.

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Why does the phrase from that old school Ice Cube song come to mind...

"so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep"

hey, i resemble that remark!!
at least, that's what the last two women i consulted with did!

just saying.....

[Guest021812-3]

Did you accidentally tuck her head under her wing? I heard that puts strippers to sleep. Or maybe it was chickens, I forget.

[Thibodeaux]

If this was at fantasy ranch, then the sleep was probably not naturally induced, as that club has a history. Girls don't just fall asleep like that. She probably had a little help from one of the thugs that hang out there for no apparent reason.

I had a girl "pass out" in my lap during a dance once at another club. 15 minutes later I had a manager extract her from my lap. Just enjoy the dances

[StoneTemplePilot]

[quote=Bubba3452;1666684]After the fact, it is quite funny. I though abut just giving her a face fuck since it was already there but got worried she might gag and bite

(I find that consideration, a bit troubling.)


“I went through a cancelation, then a NS, then another cancelation”


I am just curious, were the arrangements made via written or verbal communications?