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Old 09-08-2011, 12:10 AM   #1
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.


On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:13 PM   #2
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LMAO!
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Old 09-09-2011, 10:47 PM   #3
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I fish on sundays lol
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Old 09-09-2011, 11:21 PM   #4
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The secret of a successful marriage.


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