Doctors Visit

[havinfuntwo]

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that
my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!


I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before."
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll "check it out."

I said. "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny."

[Go4it]

My Doc told me he had good news and bad. Wat did I want to hear first ?

The bad I said ,

He said you got cancer and about six months to live .

WTF ? How can you have good news ?

He pointed to his hot ass nurse and said you see her.

Yes sir I said .

He said , I'm going to fuck her tonight !!!

[Jack56]

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear." The second nurse said, "I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees." The third nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all of the condoms that he keeps in his desk drawer." The fourth nurse fainted.