Blonde GUY joke lol

[CRISTY-CUPPS]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were

doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,

I'm going to jump off this building'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna

again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and

jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Oh, this is GOOD!!

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

[lowgear]

that's funny

[Guest032716]

Leave it to a blonde to tell a good blonde joke. That is too funny!

Maybe you've seen these


THE REDHEAD
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, *and then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. *"Your finger is broken."

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open
and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware
that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why officer?"
The officer replies, "Because your breast is hanging out".
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!"
she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts back, You ARE on the other side."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to
see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
The blonde yelled back, "NO! IT'S A SCARF!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was *
her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in
a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A DEAD BMW
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replied, "Just crap in the carburetor".
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

HER DOGS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

[DallasRain]

lol---good one!

[LilRed]

Originally Posted by Louigi

THE REDHEAD
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, *and then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. *"Your finger is broken."

I like this one!! But being a redhead myself, I have LOTS of blonde moments!!

[guest100913]

So this guy brings his pet alligator into the bar and starts taking bets. "I will insert my genitalia into the mouth of this alligator, finish my beer, and emerge unscathed."

Lots of money piles onto the bar, and the guy pops the alligator on the head with his beer. The alligator's mouth opens, and the guy drops his pants, inserts, and the mouth closes.

He finishes his beer, pops the alligator on the head with the empty bottle, the mouth opens, and the guy turns to the cheering crowd to reveal an unscathed genitalia.

He then announces, "Ok, who's next?" All the guys are shaking their heads and you can hear many "NOOOOOO"s in the audience. The guy insists, and finally this blonde raises her hand.

He looks at her confused, and says "You??"

"Yes" she replies, "but just don't hit me on the head with the bottle when you finish your beer."

[Sweet N Little]

[CRISTY-CUPPS]

I love the Pics sweet n lil

[DallasRain]

[guest100913]

Can you see what is wrong with this???

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Can you see what is wrong with this???

oohh don't really care about what's wrong with this pic, 2 of my favorite models are in this victorias secret pic, alessandra ambrosia, #2 and adriana lima, #6.

the blondes nice, but her leg is out of sync.

[dilbert firestorm]

- delete -

[skeeter]

Her other left

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Can you see what is wrong with this???

anyone know where I can find an uncut photo? tineyeye found some of them but they're either poor scans or have a gap in the middle, or a bad cut/paste job like this picture above.