Wild thoughts

[Guest102312]

So what goes on in your mind right before a session?? Do you worry or do you have nasty (the good kind) of thoughts??

Right before I am usually a tad bit nervous if they are a new boyfriend but if they are returning I get all excited that I usually have to lay with myself 30 minutes before or they get it bad......so to those of you I get a little aggressive with, lol.

So ladies and gents tell me what goes on in your mind before hand.....

[Whispers]

hmmmm....... Sometimes I wonder if I got the odor of the girl before her off me......

[sixxbach]

Hoping I can pop with very little of the 30 min left on the clock........

sixx

[Frenchy29-2000]

Oh boy the things that go through my mind. Is she as pretty as they say? Is she going to like me? What does she like? Will I be able to make her cum? How will she taste? How does she kiss?
so many things. As I walk up the stairs to the room. Sweating bullets as I knock on the door. The last few seconds before the door opens??!! Oh my god this is it!!! And then (usually). Pure bliss!!!

[knotty man]

dang! hope she accepts lone star cards.
are providers WIC approved?

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by knotty man

dang! hope she accepts lone star cards.
are providers WIC approved?

I was actually thinking I hope this person doesn't scream what are you doing in my apartment? Did I get that # right?

[texasjohn1965]

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Oh boy the things that go through my mind. Is she as pretty as they say?

Statistically, the odds are against it

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Is she going to like me?

She loves your money

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

What does she like?

See answer above

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Will I be able to make her cum?

Really? This ain't reality, this is make believe.

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

How will she taste?

Like the last guy to pound her kitty

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

How does she kiss?

Like a pro

Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Blah, blah, blah........Pure bliss!!!

Ignorance is bliss

This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter D....uhh

[dearhunter]

Before: "I could rub one out for free"

After: "fuck, shit, damn, I could have rubbed one out for free"

[boardman]

Or at least gotten a cheap BBBJ in the Academy parking lot.

[notanewbie]

hey now, that is a low blow. Intentional pun.

[Guest102312]

Wow guys....really!!!

[Guest101211-2]

I'm thinking ..... please don't let this happen .......

Hi Mr. Java remember me? 10 years ago I went to school with your daughter ...how she doing?

Or.....

I hope that big fat ugly dude picking his nose coming out of your incall was the maintenance man there fixing your garbage disposal.

Or...

I don't want to hear in the middle of the session "ahhh oohh Auntie flow is here! "

[Guest101211-2]

It's $175.00 for n hour ..... I just hit the ATM and wondering if she'll be able to break a Jackson!

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Maci Lynn

Wow guys....really!!!

If you liked that one, I have some more.....I'm just saying.

[guest031812]

this threAD is too freaking funny