Tax return
I would almost bet that this joke has been on here before, but I got it today from a friend and thought "what the hell" to ECCIE it goes!!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks,
"What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I’m a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that." The woman replies, "OK, I’m a prostitute.’’ "No,that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I’m a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or prostitute ?"
The woman says, "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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