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Whirlaway · 07-02-2011, 02:24 PM

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surcher · 07-02-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlaway

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At least it's not an unintelligent statement!

WTF · 07-02-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlaway

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I agree with bt and surcher, this is by far Whirlieways best post to date.

He musta read , Proverbs 17:28 or had it read to him.

Chica Chaser · 07-03-2011, 02:03 AM

I kinda thought it was basically a "Fuck You". I could be wrong though.

WTF · 07-03-2011, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

I kinda thought it was basically a "Fuck You". I could be wrong though.

Poor guy can't even get a ''fuck you'' right.

Thats what happens when you get all your info from Glenn Beck. Next he will be crying us a river!

Guest040616 · 07-03-2011, 09:58 AM

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Next he will be crying us a river!

If Obama "cried us a river" like Boehner and Beck regularly do, I suspect Whirly would be calling him a big ol' wuss!

googol^googol · 07-03-2011, 10:34 PM

This liberal would announce that I have my American flag hung out for the 4th of July. Except that my American flag is always flying in front of my house. Because I hate Patriotic Symbols. Right?

Guest021812-3 · 07-04-2011, 08:42 AM

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Munchmasterman · 07-04-2011, 10:16 AM

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I did! Quite frankly, there was not much mention of political persuasion by those in my unit! Of course, I do recognize that was a different time and a different era!

Back in the late 60's and early 70's it was pretty basic. We all had a job to do and we did it to the best of our ability! Itr really did not matter whether the guy standing next to was a liberal or conservative. All that seemed to matter was whether he properly carried out his orders and I carried out mine.

See I told you it was fairly basic!

There are no atheists in foxholes and discussions usually contained a variant of FTA, how much your details sucked, and what you were going to do to Jody when you got back to the world.
The word liberal, if used at all, was a mispronunciation of literal. Conservative described how you should use your C-ration toilet paper.The conservative claim to exclusive ownership of patriotism and that liberals are haters, communists, socialists, etc is complete and total bullshit.

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Like this one?

She was young and stupid and has since recanted (her methods). Many of her statements about hidden motives and illegal government actions turned out to be correct. Many people agreed with her except for the methods she chose to bring attention to the issues. You don't hear from her much anymore.
Rush was well into middle age when he got his employees to get illegal drugs for his habit. Using threats of dismissal and references that could say the worker was fired for petty theft, he coerced them to break federal laws for him. He is worshipped by his conservative audience. He runs his mouth constantly.

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All liberals are not Jane Fonda. Just as all conservatives are not Glenn Beck.

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I should not have to remind you that there are extremists on both sides of the political spectrum! A huge percentage of us are somewhere in between. I know I am. I am not sure about you!

Life is a bell curve.

Why do you assume someone hates something before asking if they do? That question could be straight off townhall.com. A site where hate is the word of the day. They say liberals hate S. Palin and M. Bachmann when the fact that neither is qualified to be president is brought up. One quit in the middle of an elected term as governor and uses only Fox, Twitter, and facebook to communicate. The other's former chief of staff has a lengthy list of reasons.

What about Obama, he's not qualified they scream.
1. We weren't talking about him.
2. But since you bring him up, for the sake of argument, we'll say he is not competent to be dog catcher. That being said, why in the fuck would we elect an incompetent republican? Palin thinks in sound bites.

Munchmasterman · 07-04-2011, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by googol^googol

This liberal would announce that I have my American flag hung out for the 4th of July. Except that my American flag is always flying in front of my house. Because I hate Patriotic Symbols. Right?

Just like mine always does.

Munchmasterman · 07-04-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtex

Oh what a tangled web the GOP'ers weave when first they practice to deceive!

In the immortal words of Clayton Bigsby, the black, white supremacist (on Dave Chappelle's Show)

"If you have hate inside you, let it out!"

Guest040616 · 07-04-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

There are no atheists in foxholes and discussions usually contained a variant of FTA, how much your details sucked, and what you were going to do to Jody when you got back to the world.

Conservative described how you should use your C-ration toilet paper.

Yep, you pretty much nailed it!

As it relates to the use of "your C-ration toilet paper," you are making an assumption that we were able to keep it dry! There is not much difference between wet toilet paper and having not at all!

Munchmasterman · 07-04-2011, 10:51 AM

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Why?

Because symbols are a sign of unity and collective community values.

Liberals are frigtened by such thoughts - they think of patriotic America as a collection of small town idiots who are truck driving racists, right wing religious fanatics, who are both armed and jingoistic. People who love America because they are stupid and unemployed (Obama's view).

Here's Obama's view of America:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTxXUufI3jA

Cold hard facts? You don't have a fucking clue what @50% of our country's people believe.
Maybe if you listened to them instead of telling them.

Guest040616 · 07-04-2011, 10:54 AM

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Cold hard facts? You don't have a fucking clue what @50% of our country's people believe.

You pretty much nailed it for the second time!

I always heard the third times a charm!

Munchmasterman · 07-04-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtex

Yep, you pretty much nailed it!

As it relates to the use of "your C-ration toilet paper," you are making an assumption that we were able to keep it dry! There is not much difference between wet toilet paper and having not at all!

I kept 2 packs wrapped in cigarette pack cellphane in the little canteen pocket.