Best One Liner's....

[Looker4400]

I call someone I had visited with 2 weeks prior. Ring, ring,
Me: hey this is Bob, we visited 2 weeks ago and I saw you were back in town, do you have some time to get together?
Her: Yes honey, 3 for the hour what time would you like to come over.
Me: Ummmm, a couple weeks ago it was 2 to for the hour, was I that bad (making a joke)
Her: If you want to pay peanuts...call a monkey...click!
1 minute later.... ring, ring...
Me: New Orleans Zoo how can I help you?
Her: (After laughing and apologizing)... If you come over now I will make it up to you!

[Nicolet]

That was uncomfortably funny! I may have to use that line myself though!

[stavinChain]

I would not have called back. Ever.

[CRISTY-CUPPS]

[Nicolet]

LMAO!!!!! Cristy, you are SO funny!

[PAPA JOE]

LMAO !!! ...... it give a new meaning to "monkeying around" !!!

[DallasRain]

good one!!

[Guest052115-1]

Hope it was better than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khEPc_0MpgY