BP advertising at its best! Another cadre of BP ads I had to make fun of....LFG

[Kaylee]

What's wrong HH...cut your balls shaving again?

[Hobbihorse2]

I wish that was the case. This is just like a flashback to the ASPD days. It pains me more to see that name-calling on the board, tasteless and opinionated attacks from you as you seem to think that you are entitled to just because you posses a golden pussy, started again. Thank god for the "ignore button"

HH

[Kaylee]

Originally Posted by Hobbihorse2

I wish that was the case. This is just like a flashback to the ASPD days. It pains me more to see that name-calling on the board, tasteless and opinionated attacks from you as you seem to think that you are entitled to just because you posses a golden pussy, started again. Thank god for the "ignore button"

HH

Oh no not the ignore button I live nowhere near New Orleans or Baton Rouge and you would not know a golden egg from a hole in the ground. Besides no one is talking about vagina here or did you miss that? Anyone can spread their legs for money..we have already established that, so I don't see where you get off on accusing me of the one being insulting after reading the thread at hand, and its attacks on unsuspecting girls who are not even members of this board. After that, doubt they will ever be. Do hit that ignore button as you seem to do when you can't debate anything with a shimmer of intelligence.

[BIG C]

Ummmmm, Kaylee, do us all a favor and step away from the 'puter for awhile, take a deep breath, then chill out (i.e., drop the rudeness level in your posts).....Thanks.

[Kaylee]

Originally Posted by BIG C

Ummmmm, Kaylee, do us all a favor and step away from the 'puter for awhile, take a deep breath, then chill out (i.e., drop the rudeness level in your posts).....Thanks.

Are you serious? Did you actually read the bashing, laughing, and insults NOT by me? My tone is just fine, and I have not been rude to anyone here, but that is not the case with some of your other members. In the future I guess I will just start a thread that makes fun of random people, tell them to kiss my ass, and get away with it? Is that how it works around here? Being direct and explanitory is nowhere near being rude. Calling someone cheap is not an insult either. You either are or you aren't. When I start whining like a big baby, calling people bitches and hos like other members I would say that is the time to call me rude and tell me to back up, but that's not going to happen because "I" happen to be an adult. Thanks!

[Guest082215]

Originally Posted by Kaylee

Considering all you ever want to spend is 150 then try and force a fs from a massage, you really think you are entitled to anyone with a brain? Nuff said. You are cheap, demanding, and constantly berate others you can't even afford. Clear to see why you have so many accurate alerts even if you did have them removed. They have been put elsewhere. Maybe if you could afford to shop on EROS, you would not be forced to pick from BP and CL, and there would be no need for you to make fun of anything. Start with yourself.

Granted certain apects of your post provoked humor; however, what is even more amusing is the fact that your budget won't allow for much better.

Kaylee - First, I dont know who you are or what rock you crawled from under. I have never seen, called, contacted you, dont know anything about you, or would ever contact you (unless you are the alias rip off provider I did the ASPD post on before ASPD died). Second, you know nothing about me. I have never tried to "Force" a massage to FS for $150. I have received plenty of massages for $150 and have also received FS for $150. I dont get in a room and say "oh I really want FS even though I discussed massage" never have ( I dont even need to defend this because I know other providers who will verify this). Third, I do not constantly berate others and your reference to alerts on other boards about me does not scare me in the least as there really is only one New Orleans board and it is ECCIE! So whatever crap or BS you are shoveling keep on sister because I dont care..lol. Fourth, I do shop on EROS but at least the girls on EROS (except you) provide great service without the bait/switch/upsell that happened to me when I got scammed by a provider. Fifth, I am not the only one on this board and in New Orleans for that matter who shops on BP. Last time I checked (if you are the same rip off artist that I saw) you were advertising on BP as well. So dont go bashing BP and call it some poor mans escort board because you are contradicting yourself when criticising my BP post - another quality you posses as a mental giant. Lastly, you stated that "my budget will not allow for much better" - another contradiction in terms as you saw me twice and it was on round two that you decided to attempt to rip me off with an upsell. I just decided to call you out on it when I wrote the review on you to make sure other men do not make the same mistake seeing you in the future.

Enough said on this topic from Kaylee - I will continue with the BP countdown on Sunday.

LFG

[Kaylee]

UMMMM lfg maybe it is time for you to step away from the puter..take a deep breath, chill out(i.e. get rid of some of the rudeness in your posts)" Did I get that right Big C? Point made, and yes I do know you, have seen you, and know many others who you bribe for reviews. It goes exactly like that alert posted about you before. You give a SHILL review claiming you paid a premium for FS when the girl gave you the whole nine for half that. I have no issue with you really. You can continue to berate others as you have just pointed out, but keep in mind you may just run into one. This board seems more classy and does not put up with bribery and bullies like the aspd mods did, which is why seadog is no longer a mod. Food for thought. So you have fun putting down all the backpage girls who won't even take money from you ok. I am sure it will get you tons of respectable, fs ladies who charge a premium you can't afford anyway. Never saw you twice honey as if, and never ripped anyone off. Don't have to and again how would you know when you never pay above 300? You sound like a little boy who just lost his lunch...not very becoming but this is what we have come to expect of some nola boys.

[Guest031210-2]

Wow Im sensing such anger here. Ive found some ways to resolve issues in a much nicer way. Really worked for me today. Just a few tips for my buds--straight from the conflict resolution handbook.

Step 1: Get in touch with your feelings

Step 2: Hone your listening skills

Step 3: Practice Assertive Communication

Step 4: Seek a solution

Step 5: Know when its not working

It really works you guys, Im a brand newer happier chella now. Yaay ME!

Just some advice I thought Id share.

SMILE! (You can thank anger management for that one, xoxo)

[Guest082215]

Well then Kaylee - why dont you take off the mask and tell me and the rest of the board who you are? Where is your EROS ad? What is your number? Do you have a website? I sure dont remember you - unless you are the alias rip off artist - I know every provider I have seen. I still have not seen where I constantly berate others as you claim since the only bad review I have EVER written was with the rip off artist that tried to scam me. SHILL Review? Bribery and Bullies? Aside from my BP parody - who have I bullied? When? Where? How? If you make accusations be prepared to back them up - The only provider I have ever bashed, bullied (if you call outing her scam bullying) was the provider who tried to rip me off. I will have fun with my BP ads - I suggest that you look at my thread for what is was - a parody (if you know what that means). Instead you took it upon yourself to attack me on this thread. As far as BP girls taking money from me - I can say this that I have enjoyed seeing 3 BP girls just in the last 3 weeks! All did not have a single problem taking money from me...lol. Funny thing was Kaylee - they quoted me a price and actually stuck to it without upsell or scam! Maybe that is not how you operate but I can say this my pipes have been cleaned.

LFG

[Kaylee]

Originally Posted by chellablaine

Wow Im sensing such anger here. Ive found some ways to resolve issues in a much nicer way. Really worked for me today. Just a few tips for my buds--straight from the conflict resolution handbook.

Step 1: Get in touch with your feelings

Step 2: Hone your listening skills

Step 3: Practice Assertive Communication

Step 4: Seek a solution

Step 5: Know when its not working

It really works you guys, Im a brand newer happier chella now. Yaay ME!

Just some advice I thought Id share.

SMILE! (You can thank anger management for that one, xoxo)

Hey there Dorothy thanks for the advice. Maybe someone will actually get in touch with their feminine side and do just that. Of course, always consider your target market and the amount of humility and brain cells they have first before forming your hypothesis.

[Kaylee]

Originally Posted by Lakefrontguy

Well then Kaylee - why dont you take off the mask and tell me and the rest of the board who you are? Where is your EROS ad? What is your number? Do you have a website? I sure dont remember you - unless you are the alias rip off artist - I know every provider I have seen. I still have not seen where I constantly berate others as you claim since the only bad review I have EVER written was with the rip off artist that tried to scam me. SHILL Review? Bribery and Bullies? Aside from my BP parody - who have I bullied? When? Where? How? If you make accusations be prepared to back them up - The only provider I have ever bashed, bullied (if you call outing her scam bullying) was the provider who tried to rip me off. I will have fun with my BP ads - I suggest that you look at my thread for what is was - a parody (if you know what that means). Instead you took it upon yourself to attack me on this thread. As far as BP girls taking money from me - I can say this that I have enjoyed seeing 3 BP girls just in the last 3 weeks! All did not have a single problem taking money from me...lol. Funny thing was Kaylee - they quoted me a price and actually stuck to it without upsell or scam! Maybe that is not how you operate but I can say this my pipes have been cleaned.

LFG

Nah this is way too much fun watching you act like a complete retard. Why don't you stop crying like a big baby and throwing insults at everyone who does not agree with you. You are certainly no critical thinker lemme tell ya. Your entire thread BERATES others. Are you having trouble seeing as well as getting fat in your old age? Seriously if YOU can't take it, shut up about everyone else. You are no hero babe, just a lonely guy who has to pay for sex and live on review boards to fill that void you can't fill anywhere else. You continue to put those same BP girls down that you have to pay to play with, and I will call you on your BS. Have fun chummy and your house still needs work Considering you admit to using street walkers, I would not go anywhere near "your pipes" for any amount of money. Probably why that poor girl did the god forsaken chj too. She was smart!

[Guest031210-2]

AND ....

if all else fails, just click your heels...and be wearing some sexy ass red heels at that!

Take deep breathes


Just keep swimming......

[Kaylee]

Originally Posted by Mr. Heffner

With all due respect, methinks you might just have a wee bit too much time on your hands. To carefully pour over each and every BP ad and critique in a mean spirited manner in great detail what you find amusing....hmmm...have you tried golf? Tennis? Anything besides just sitting behind a computer screen for apparently hours on end. The term "get a life" comes to mind. With all due respect, of course. Heff

Now this hottie can sail on my boat anytime. I like an uptown approved, anal retentive man. Sure beats a broke down FORD who can't get it up without a reebok pump's help. Heff give me a buzz baby. I will come back to nola just to hook you up! No LFG you didn't insult him by telling him to kiss your ass and calling him names either right? It's just there in black and white babe. Ok fun is over for now. I have to go tend to some real business.

[BIG C]

Originally Posted by Kaylee

Are you serious? Did you actually read the bashing, laughing, and insults NOT by me? My tone is just fine, and I have not been rude to anyone here, but that is not the case with some of your other members. In the future I guess I will just start a thread that makes fun of random people, tell them to kiss my ass, and get away with it? Is that how it works around here? Being direct and explanitory is nowhere near being rude. Calling someone cheap is not an insult either. You either are or you aren't. When I start whining like a big baby, calling people bitches and hos like other members I would say that is the time to call me rude and tell me to back up, but that's not going to happen because "I" happen to be an adult. Thanks!

To answer your first question, YES, I AM SERIOUS ! ! ! ! !.....I read your posts on ECCIE so far and have seen nothing but an anger tone there and I figured you needed some friendly advice to chill out....Trying to help you before you get down to a level where I have to do more than just hand out advice.....And for the record, SeaDog is no longer a mod by his OWN CHOICE and not because of any actions by anyone else.....But, you wouldn't know what goes on in the staff areas because you're NOT a member of the staff and therefore have no ability to accurately state anything about it.....

Yes, you need to tone it down, but notice, I did not say you couldn't speak your mind.....Feel free to engage in debate, argue your points, just do it on an intelligent, adult level (drama free) and you'll have no problems from me or any of the ECCIE Mods....Thanks.

[Guest082215]

Well Kaylee anyone can create a profile and hide behind it. Obviously you want to do that here. Since you refuse to come forward and identify yourself as a provider, your ad, your number and to verify who, when, where and how I bash or bully people - I will suggest to the mods to handle your comments about me in an appropriate fashion as your only intent on this thread is to attack me personally.

LFG