A Cow's Tail

[Jdriller]

Subject: A Cow's Tail

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf ballsinto a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ballwith my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

"Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that!!!!"

[tia travels]

He better buy her some better glasses so she could see next time he was referring to the ball and not the rear end. LOL

[eccietime]

Hmmmm, And he won't get his memory back very soon.

[PAPA JOE]

LMAO ...... when i first got married, my wife's coochie looked like a peach with the stem pulled out ....... now it looks lik a pile of cow shit with a wagon rut through it.