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Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston
Burn em, that would have been just as effective. Just don't tell anyone where...Cremate him and to hell with him. I don't think he deserved burial at sea. That was too good for him....
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I'll agree, but it is what it is.
If it were me, he would get burial at sea alright...but it sure as hell wouldn't be in any traditional manner.
1. Tie a rope around his foot and drag him behind the ship until nothing remains.
2. Keel haul his sorry ass. Even if he's already dead.
3. Set up a meat grinder and chum for sharks from the stern.
4. Every couple hundred miles...pitch a body part overboard until nothing is left except his head.
There you go... burial at sea.
Who's to say they didn't just pitch him overboard and call it "burial at sea." I doubt very seriously he received any honors before he went SPLASH!!