Wet Dreams

[KingJames33]

Last night I had my first wet dream ever. It was very odd. I work up in the middle of have one hell of orgasim. I am in my early 30's and didn't have any of these even when I was a teenager.

I am guessing it is because I haven't had sex in over a month and I have only masterbated once in the last 3-4 weeks. I have a few personal things going on so I haven't gotten to be able to have much release lately.

So I am wondering if anyone else on here has experienced this having wet dreams past there teens.

I will say it must have been one hell of a dream because even thought I was barely awake that was one amazing O.

[WyldemanATX]

I did but I think it was because I had a dream I was pissing off the edge of a mountain. LOL

[Tetas]

I've had one or two in adulthood.
Like you, it was usually after a period of abstinence, I guess it's the body's way of saying that we need to flush the plumbing every now and then!

The last couple, I've laid there after thinking "WTF? I got off on that?"
Weird dreams, it's strange what the mind does at times.

[KingJames33]

Yes I barely remember anything about the actually dream. I do believe it involved a nice looking Asian chick that kept teasing me getting me real close multiple times.

Which is funny because I have never been with a Asian chick. So maybe my mind is trying to tell me to find one and bang the hell out of her.

[shaft.drive]

Originally Posted by KingJames33

haven't had sex in over a month and I have only masterbated once in the last 3-4 weeks. I have a few personal things going on so I haven't gotten to be able to have much release lately..

Can you imagine what happens to those poor creatures who practice celibacy? Their whole being must be craving sex & giving them nightmares!

[rrrabbit]

Have had lucid dreams, but never resulted in busting a nut and release.

But I did call and set up an appt to close the loop the next morning.

LOL.

[E2]

Wet dreams? I play waaaayyyy too much prevent defense!!

[MarleyMonroe]

Never had one... came oh so close to a BIG O in a dream... but never got there. Lol i recall knowing it was a dream while i was having it, and trying so so hard to get there... but nope. I know a old s/o who had them a few times.. lol the first time he woke up saying "your dog peed on me" lol yeah... ok!!

[knotty man]

forget the dog! now, marleys cat. thats something to wet dream over. here kitty kitty

[Yssup Rider]

Like the three guys who had to share a bed one night ... traveling salesmen and all.

Guy on the left woke up and said, "I had this dream that I was getting the greatest HJ of all time!"

Guy on the right said, "You know, as weird as it sounds, I had the same fucking dream!"

Guy in the middle said, "I dreamed I was skiing!"

I know, that's an old one, with very little new information, but it still cracks me up!



Actually, I had a DRY DREAM the other day -- I was entwined with a gorgeous provider of legal age and good standing in the community. We were going at it ... gymnastics, MMA, Jenga and gin rummy -- she had 15 O's, as I recall -- and at the moment of truth I dreamed I couldn't get it up! Woke up and stood in front of the toilet for three minutes until the coldness of the concrete under the carpet enabled me to piss. Now that's a DRY DREAM! Good thing my nuts were dragging on the ground!

Yeah, guys. Something you ALL have to look forward to!



PS -- Marley, I STILL love that ass! Remind me to pitch a tent in there next time I see you!

[MarleyMonroe]

aww but my kitty will never pee on u, and her tounge is wetter and smoother than any other kitty cats lol

Pitch away yssup!! I always need help when pitching a tent, so ill be happy to assist u lol

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by MarleyMonroe

aww but my kitty will never pee on u, and her tounge is wetter and smoother than any other kitty cats lol

Pitch away yssup!! I always need help when pitching a tent, so ill be happy to assist u lol

hopefully i will find out again soon. but your bedtime is way too early for me to make it to your neck of the woods. but,someday.....