2012

[KosherCowboy]

Originally Posted by PornPet69

I just like to apologize to KoserCowboy, I'm sorry if I offended you in anyway. I wasn't trying to question your status in this community. I was just a little confuse if that was you or not. Could've been another KosherCowboy, I truly didn't know.

No need to apologize, no offense taken, legit kuestion. And my status in the kommunity is the same as everyone else. Just another average John with a komputer, keyboard and kock and some kash that dicktates how much kan be spent per kourtesan/ejakulation. As to the c's and the k's; they sort of stopped their frekuency as well as reviews. K's usually replace c's when the 'c' is followed by a vowel for the most part or a ' y' okkasionally.

Now, not sure if you ever read a ' Kosher review' as those are a little different in style ( especially the part that details the female anatomy, nothing like bilology klass) and are much different than the sticky to help newbies and those who haven't written reviews to gather their thoughts and put them on ' paper.'

The reviews slowed down/stopped a few years ago when I was on staff, I chose to limit them or not do them and just never got back in the groove. I seem to have lost my kreative pen, not sure how to use it anymore

Perhaps I shall go find a ladybear ( kute, kind and gentle word that was once substituted for hooker), grab my rusty pen and fire one off..

I do agree the weather is intensifying in extremes as earthquakes become stronger, more Kat IV and V Hurricanes, flooding worse, temps a degree or two off normal averages but all that krap will take hundreds of years if not throusands to change the face of the earth. Now to the revolutions in the middle east, who the hell knows if ' Egypt Part II' or ' Syria Part II' and so on will see any positive changes, sometimes the joker in place is better than a replacement because in the Arab/Muslim world history has shown the ' replacement' to sometimes be worse than the incumbant. Even North Korea, we all want Kim Jong Il out ( sp?) but it is predicted that his son Kim Jung Un will be worse, who knows.

One thing is for sure, Israel will take out anyone who starts chit with them, the only kuestion is how much restraint will they need to use to kill the quilty with as few civilian kasualities as possible.

[Yssup Rider]

I remember people chitting themselves over Y2K.

I remember people chitting themselves over ICBMs.

I remember people chitting themselves over swine flu.

I remember a lot of CHIT!

And, in a number of months, I'll remember 2012. All I know about it now is that it was one of the most Godawful movies released in, well, ever!

Excuse me, while I prepare for the coming of GOZER!

As an aside, I'd just like to mention that the KC review style is one unto him alone. And though we've never always seen thigh to thigh, I still smile when I think of the classic:

"MEATY PISS FLAPS!"

BTW -- KosherCowboy, you'd probably get into deep chit if you started calling hookers "bears" again. You can't call my bitch a ho anymo.

[austinatious]

I will be ready and open to any ladies who wants to fcuk for free before 2012 night. lets enjoy our life before it ends.

[PornPet69]

Originally Posted by KosherCowboy

No need to apologize, no offense taken, legit kuestion. And my status in the kommunity is the same as everyone else. Just another average John with a komputer, keyboard and kock and some kash that dicktates how much kan be spent per kourtesan/ejakulation. As to the c's and the k's; they sort of stopped their frekuency as well as reviews. K's usually replace c's when the 'c' is followed by a vowel for the most part or a ' y' okkasionally.

Now, not sure if you ever read a ' Kosher review' as those are a little different in style ( especially the part that details the female anatomy, nothing like bilology klass) and are much different than the sticky to help newbies and those who haven't written reviews to gather their thoughts and put them on ' paper.'

The reviews slowed down/stopped a few years ago when I was on staff, I chose to limit them or not do them and just never got back in the groove. I seem to have lost my kreative pen, not sure how to use it anymore

Perhaps I shall go find a ladybear ( kute, kind and gentle word that was once substituted for hooker), grab my rusty pen and fire one off..

I do agree the weather is intensifying in extremes as earthquakes become stronger, more Kat IV and V Hurricanes, flooding worse, temps a degree or two off normal averages but all that krap will take hundreds of years if not throusands to change the face of the earth. Now to the revolutions in the middle east, who the hell knows if ' Egypt Part II' or ' Syria Part II' and so on will see any positive changes, sometimes the joker in place is better than a replacement because in the Arab/Muslim world history has shown the ' replacement' to sometimes be worse than the incumbant. Even North Korea, we all want Kim Jong Il out ( sp?) but it is predicted that his son Kim Jung Un will be worse, who knows.

One thing is for sure, Israel will take out anyone who starts chit with them, the only kuestion is how much restraint will they need to use to kill the quilty with as few civilian kasualities as possible.

No I never had the pleasure to read any of your other reviews, just the one sample review we all try to live up to. All of us newbie always fail trying to live up to that one, it is a good standard for us all.

I agree the climate won't affect us till thousands of years in the future. But we are speeding up the process, some people just don't understand that. In the far, far, far future people will have to live in domed cities or underground because the weather will be to bad to live in natural environment.

The middle east chaos will never change, there will always be war there. They are religious people with closed minds, too much history to forgive and forget. This is not all of them just talking in general, I just hope it doesn't lead to a world war.

Now the end of 2012 is suppose to be the end of something bad but also the beginning of a golden age. Let the golden age begin where people live in peace and harmony but I doubt anything like that will happen. Yes Yssup 2012 was one of the worst movies ever, way over the top that is hollywood for ya.

[Smokin Joe]

Originally Posted by PornPet69

It never hurts to be prepare for what might happen.

I'm not quite sure how one would prepare for the end of the world.

[GneissGuy]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I remember people chitting themselves over Y2K.

I remember people chitting themselves over ICBMs.

I remember people chitting themselves over swine flu.

I remember people worrying about earthquakes, tsunamis, and nuclear power plant meltdowns.

People whining about idiots living below sea level in New Orleans.

Terrorists planning to blow up a building in the USA.

Housing market bubbles, debt crisis, financial shenanigans.

The US government holding US citizens without trial.

....

However the 2012 "science" advocates ARE idiots.

And don't forget that more people died from the 1917 flu epidemic than died in WWI.

[Yssup Rider]

I think we both agree that the end of the earth won't be brought about by GITMO.

However, I believe that the ruin of New Orleans was a man made catastrophe of biblical proportion.

Are you the gatekeeper?

[Booth]

Austin residents go crazy buying batteries and weeks worth of food rations whenever a hurricane hits the gulf coast hundreds of miles away. Can you imagine the wacko buying frenzy this thing will generate?

[PornPet69]

Originally Posted by Smokin Joe

I'm not quite sure how one would prepare for the end of the world.

There is no sure fire way to prepare for the end of the world. But there is an asteroid called Apophis that scientists believe have a chance of hitting Earth on the second flyby in 2036. How are they preparing for this I don't know. But you figure most guys will probably try to have as much sex as possible, condom who needs a condom.

[Kit-4-Kat]

I have read some of Kosher's naughty stories *not reviews* & he does have a way w/... uhhh... words. LOL Very entertaining but some people have thicker skins than others.

I just take each day as it comes & live in the moment. Maybe not the best long-term goal planner, but I've managed pretty well. You can't predict the future & living in fear is not REALLY living.

Roll with it, Baby... *Steve Winwood had it right*

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by Smokin Joe

I'm not quite sure how one would prepare for the end of the world.

but everything in july that says no payments for 6 mos.!!!

[Yssup Rider]

Like that old Henny Youngman joke: I went to the doctor the other day, he gave me 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay, so he gave me another 6 months!

I'm stocking up on bodily fluids... and just to be sure, I'm gonna watch Dr. Strangelove again!

[Smokin Joe]

Originally Posted by knotty man

buy everything in july that says no payments for 6 mos.!!!