farting

[Yssup Rider]

i THOUGHT THAT COST EXTRA!

You know, in some cultures it's a sign of good fortune. A local bawd drops a motorcycle fart on the town square and the harvest will be bountiful indeed.

That's the legend,I think.

Of course, finger pulling is not allowed!

Quieffing can be accomplished if you pretend your lady is a blow up dolly whilst DATY. The other windy solution usually requires cooking on your part, Spare the asparagus!

[rachet3375]

Originally Posted by acp5762

Well she really isn't farting, but it does sound like one. It's commonly known as a vaginal quief. It will often times happen while having sex in the Doggie style position. What typically takes place is during penal thrusting air is building up in the vaginal canal and gets trapped at times. When the vaginal muscles relax and contract the air is expelled through the vaginal opening, sounding similar to Gastrol flatulence. Although it can be rather embarrassing to the women Vaginal Quiefs are often a direct result of the male penis being small in circumference producing a plunging affect thus causing air to build around the walls of the vagina.

Geez! You just had to blame the skinny dick guys...

[pyramider]

Is the fart after the Dirty Sanchez is complete?

[DarthMaul]

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

Because providers aren't robots.

Agreed!! If it happens around me ladies, don't be embarrassed. I usually say something like "I like you too.." to relieve the tension!

Or I do my best Robert DeNiro voice..."You talking to me..huh...You talkin to me??"

[GiaLedeaux]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Agreed!! If it happens around me ladies, don't be embarrassed. I usually say something like "I like you too.." to relieve the tension!

Or I do my best Robert DeNiro voice..."You talking to me..huh...You talkin to me??"

How sweet!!!!!!

[Putanna Di Classe]

It's more noticeable when providers fart because butt-crack hair acts as a silencer and most of us don't have any, just ask DFWRaven He recently got the before and after test of having butt-crack hair as opposed to having it shaved smooth.


Honestly though, sometimes during sex gas will build up. Many ladies (myself included) will say they need to use the little girls room as an excuse to run in there, close the door, and hopefully get rid of the unwanted gas. We are not robots though, and sometimes during an extremely fun or action packed romp a little gas will escape. As a provider I do everything in my power to avoid slips like this, but as they say, "chit happens!"