"I've got a bad feeling about this."
--Han Solo
Specifically:
1) Provider is (considering) visiting the Memphis area: check.
2) Provider has been on my radar for quite a while: check.
3) Provider has an exemplary recommendation from someone I trust: check.
Yep. I can see this scenario unfolding inevitably:
4) Provider will be in Memphis when either my schedule or my budget will prevent me from making her personal acquaintance: check.
Katharine, the middle of next week simply doesn't work for me.
And believe me, you can't possibly regret that even half as much as I do.
That being said, I hope the lucky Memphis bastards who manage their time and money much better than I do have a very good time with you, and more importantly, show you such a good time that you'll be back here regularly.
Calling The Man-Slut Of Memphis (© Dallas Rain)!!! Calling The Man-Slut Of Memphis (© Dallas Rain)!!! I'm afraid you'll have to step up to the plate for this one (and after you do, she'll never want anything to do with me...
).
Cheers,
bcg