Interesting and fun questions!!

[Guest091813]

I kinda got a giggle out of some of these...

1. Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

4. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7. If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

8. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

9. Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?

10. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

12. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

13. Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

[roscoe14850]

7,9,&13

[offshoredrilling]

1. Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
Well he is a member of EECIE and other boards like this.

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Defense Lawyer NO,

3. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"


4. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Yes, its gravy anyways

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
More, they do not have to try and not remember.

6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Your best mmmmm??????

7. If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
Plane would be to heavy to fly. Therefor just a toy for trying for the land speed title.

8. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Yes, What you never heard of the highway to ......


9. Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?
but will you rub mine? I would for you, see other reviews, errrr rats, can you see ROS?

10. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Edit: mmm how did he know his name was Webster, or how to spell it.

11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
SEX is not.

12. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why yes I can read

13. Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?[/quote]
As long as you do not roast my chestnuts in the fireplace. I will eat your candy.

I hope I have been of some help!

[cnym]

Why do we;
Park in the Driveway
and Drive on the Parkway ?

Why are goods transported on a ship called Cargo
While goods transported by truck called Shipment?

[offshoredrilling]

Why do we;
Park in the Driveway
and Drive on the Parkway ?
No one ever or can call me a English major But if you have to know. Driveway is to short for a long ride. And the Parkway you get to ride in a park like setting with lots of trees when you need to pee. Better than the T-way you see the sign "what I can't wait another 12 miles".

Why are goods transported on a ship called Cargo
While goods transported by truck called Shipment?

On the ships its mostly cars to go.
It got here by ship. What did you not know nothing is made in USA or Canada any more.

[cnym]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

What did you not know nothing is made in USA or Canada any more.

I happened to be in a location where some union members where giving out 2" diameter pin buttons to put on your jacket.

The Front of the button "support your local union"
In very small print on the back was "made in China"

Give me a Friking break, we cant even manufacture simple buttons ??????

Oh, sorry got that wrong;
Yes we can manufacture them, but because of the unions Labor is too expensive !~!! so the Corporations go oversees for cheaper labor.

[offshoredrilling]

And trucking from coast to coast, or freight on a train. We are just a land bridge to the next ship. For the crap we do not buy.

[SweetElizabeth]

The Front of the button "support your local union"
In very small print on the back was "made in China"

hehehe

I have seen this on a teamster calendar.....lolol So NOT funny, that it's funny!

Nita,
3. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" To ECCIE of course!!!!

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

Nita,
3. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" To ECCIE of course!!!!

Forest Ranger in this state has almost all the same powers as a DEC Officer. Both have more then a NY State Trooper. JUST SAY NO.

Now a Forest Manager for a company the does logging welcome to ECCIE

[SweetElizabeth]

ahhhh, they're not all sticklers.......