Explain Women, Please

[OldGrump]

I spent $9,000 on a boob job for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on a nose job for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.

Then I spent $200 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental.

Women ............. !!!!

[44formore]

Seems to me that after $22K the BJ should have been free

[Alex Lieberman]

I love that! Can't wait to tell it.

[Paige Hunter]

HA HA HA HA LOL THATS TERRIBLE LOL AFTER 22K HELL YOU SHOULD BE GETTING SO MANY BLOW JOBS YOUR DICK SHOULD HURT LOL!!

[hobbyist1]

Originally Posted by 44formore

Seems to me that after $22K the BJ should have been free

I think he spent the money for the bj on another girl, not his wife.

[AimeeAims]

I know a good doc that will give you better prices that that, lol...and I can beat that price for just a BJ!

[cmdboy]

lol i'll borrow this quote.

[lil_michelle]

OMG thats soooo funny!!! LOL

[jughead1171]

Originally Posted by AimeeAims

I know a good doc that will give you better prices that that, lol...and I can beat that price for just a BJ!

I am just making a mental note LOL

[Hobbyfun]

What the hell OldGrump have you been talking to my SO again??
I don't understand I hate cutting the grass so she got a lawn service to do it once a week and I didn't get upset, I don't like cleaning the pool so she got a pool service once a week I didn't get upset, I don't like washing the car so she takes it down and has it washed once a week I didn't get upset, And the best part she don't like cleaning the house so I got her a maid service to come in once a week and she is ok with that.

But she don't give blowjobs and then got pissed because I went and got one from somebody else, and you say men are hard to understand.

[OldGrump]

Hobbyfun, it doesn't seem fair. You hire all these outside services for her then get a simple one for yourself and Noooooo.....

I don't get it either.

[thumpusa]

I guess the wife objected to the price!