For those WITH a sense of humor...decoder ring personified.

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by SlowHand49

This list may warrant a sticky along with the acronym thread . . .

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Gosh, I really wish I could understand half of your posts so that I could laugh with you lol. As it stands, I guess I just don't care enough to dissect them. I can tell you with the utmost certainty that the Geography of Texas has nothing to do with my reasons for avoiding it. Biloxi is an hour away from me, so that blows that theory. Why you feel the need to bring up narcotics when it's forbidden, is beyond me but do enjoy lol.

London we are sorry I'll try to throw in a couple of easy ones for you, how about roses are red, violets are blue, I'd like to put, my manhood in you?

Narcotics is a branch of LE that also makes arrests off the BP from time to time. But way to work that virtual RTM button Girl!

As for the Texas joke you are a hot chick that has crossed off a whole state because of what again? There are asshats in Texas, just like everyone of the other 50. But there are clients worth seeing too, so yeah it's kind of funny at least to me.

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Meh..he does not bother me. Ha...got my BBG spray.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGC75URmz0

Then there's this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1doX...1&feature=fvwp

Did you just call sweet widdle old Father Wayward a bug? That's not very nice.

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Pushing London off cliff.... U fucking ho!!!!
Lol
That was funny as shit u bitch!!!!!
(I still love u so much)
Call me im out of BBf spray

Now IF I'd written that I would have gotten points. But it gave me a laugh so no worries...

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Not many people get away with talking to me like that lol, but you're my girl so back at ya. Will have that spray for you when I get back from school.

Again London puts her Mod hat on, sure it's cute and I still want to thrill her with my 3 inches of man missile, but going to have to stop for a quick chuckle first.

Now back on topic.

I'm Back To Play! = Just bonded out

Don't Miss Out = No one is calling

ReAdY FOR SOME AcTIoN = Rent is due

its REALLY ME! = it's not really her

Out of town playmate (with local number) = possible veracity short falls


Again London this is flirting, maybe not fawning but you'll figure it out sooner or later.

[London Rayne]

Ok Wayward, you were the first person to make me smile this morning lol. No, I did not call you a bug...watch the link ha ha.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Ok Wayward, you were the first person to make me smile this morning lol. No, I did not call you a bug...watch the link ha ha.

Seriously London? as someone that has referred to himself as a Murdering Rat Bastard for years, bug is kind of a complement... I find the air of decorum in National Coed on a SHMB the funniest thing of all.

Glad you were amused it is my primary purpose.

[London Rayne]

Cmon...just a few more BP decoders.

[coast_encounter]

Good one London..

[London Rayne]

OMG ha ha.

[shorty]

Damn!! I bet she could suck two dicks at once!!LOL

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by shorty

Damn!! I bet she could suck two dicks at once!!LOL

I'm not touching that one lol.

[shorty]

London passing on a BJ??

[rrabbit6926]

I have seen some porn where girls doing double bj's . That is just a bit too much to swallow no pun intended .