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Old 02-22-2011, 09:33 PM   #1
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Exclamation OMG!! BEWARE OF ED ZACHARY!

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her.


She decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “Ok, take off all your crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “Ok, now craw reery, reery, fass back to me.”
So she did.
Dr Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”


Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.”



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Old 02-22-2011, 10:13 PM   #2
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Kaylee,

I hate to tell you this but, you have Ed Zachary Disease.

Of course, your ass and face look VERY nice.

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Old 02-22-2011, 11:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-23-2011, 08:30 AM   #4
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LOL...well, thanks. I guess..... lol
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Old 02-27-2011, 08:59 PM   #5
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LOL...well, thanks. I guess..... lol
Well, I meant that to be a compliment.

I guess humor is not my thing... maybe I will just stick to my day job which does not involve kitty licking. LOL,

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