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Will receive head for pizza - m4w - 28 (Austin)
Date: 2010-02-10, 9:45AM CST
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Ok, heres the deal. I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten in two days. My friend said I should suck dick for money, but seeing as I'm not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) I figured maybe someone would give me head, then pay me (with food)
You should:
Be a lady (post op ok, pre-op ok if you dont take off your clothes)
Big titties a plus!
Have food (preferably pizza)
Like to give head (fuck it, maybe you hate it, but your really into charity. No one really likes donating time to charity do they? Think of this like Salvation Army type shit-
But instead of clothes and homeless folks, its pizza and blowjobs)
Thats about it. If you have any facial deformities or otherwise, please tell me first, I don't want to freak out and be rude
In compensation for you giving me head, I will in turn, gladly accept food.
Also, my friend is vegan, and I promised I'd share it with her, so if you could get like, a vegan pizza, that'd rule.
Cash donations also gladly accepted ( I promise I will only buy food)
And finally, If you not into giving head, I completely understand, a handjob will be more than sufficient.
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