put yourself on blast for doing something totally idiotic..

[pxmcc]

title is self-explanatory

so relevant backstory. i have an MS in microbiology. part of why i'm a complete idiot and have no excuse..

so my hoa bought defective sprinklers which spray water like they're on a mission to use up all of h-town's water..

course that bred mold all over the complex, killed all my plants, and got in my hvac. so mold lawsuit pending.

i'm doing my own micro for the suit. so i ordered the basic lab equip i need. went to make up my agar plates.

now doing these plates should be done with sterile technique, but it's more technical than i care to do. plus, if a plate gets contaminated by toxic mold, that actually helps my case, so it's fine.

so, i prepare the hot liquid agar and pour the plates. next day they look pretty good. a couple plates have bacterial contaminants, which really doesn't matter because once the molds culture, they eat up all the bacteria. yumm.

so i read in a technical manual that it's a good idea to sterilize the plates in an autoclave after prep, which is steam under pressure. hits like 121C at like 5atm. ( hot and high pressure like a pressure cooker.)

so i figure that if they can survive an autoclave, course they should be fine at 100C and 1atm. (boiling point of water not under pressure.) set a timer for 30 minutes.

open up the oven after the timer rings. i look inside. all the Petri dishes have either partially or totally melted. i was like, great job px!

so i go online to find out what the melting point of a petri dish is. 80C! well done px, you clown..

out of 25 plates that were fully usable before their oven adventure, i was able to salvage like 4. what a frickin genius i am..

so eccie peeps, let's hear your stories of when you were a birdbrain and celebrate the grand heights of pure idiocy like i did..

so eccie peeps, l

[pxmcc]

i put a 10.00 deposit for an outcall by a LC hot ebony. well, allegedly a hot ebony..

when she asked for another 20 deposit, i told her to enjoy a milkshake and fries with the 10.00, and then i blocked "her"..

actually, she started at 25, and i said, don't do deposits.

she dropped it to 20, and i said fuck no luv. i'll give you a 20 deposit if and when you sit your hot ebony ass down on my fat white dick..

so then she said 15 deposit. and i said, if i give you a 15 deposit for an outcall and you go mia, the guys will never let it down..

so i said, how bout a 10 deposit, and we keep this shit between ourselves. and she said sure..

the rest, as they say, is fucking history..

so yup, im a perfect candidate for this thread. sorta. minus a couple loose screws. sorry..

unfortunately, under our new inflation-fighting president, i was unable to recommend that "she" buy a dozen eggs with her ill-gotten gains. no damn way to get that for 10 greenbacks or less..

[DoubleEagle]

You should post her info.

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by DoubleEagle

You should post her info.

here you go sir. super scam right here..

when she said no "polices", i thought she might be legit. alas, that is not the case..

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ston/183704477