Yep! Looks like an ad to me! And, the Dr is always right!

Actually, you
may have been able to get by with a similar post in the ML, if you would have provided at least a
bit more encounter-related detail in your post. I recall doing something similar years ago. But, your post was as basic, cookie-cutter non-info as you can get.
Take your infraction lumps and, next time, you’ll probably feel more like writing a fuller review in the appropriate location.
Glad to hear you had fun with the young lady, though!