THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

[Flair4Drama]

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Harris is a fucking idiot

[offshoredrilling]

Pelosi says violence of Jan. 6 Capitol attack ‘didn’t …

Its Trumps fault hubby got beat up by a homeless guy LOL


“It didn’t end that day,” Pelosi told CBS News’s Margaret Brennan on “Face the Nation.” “As you know, [President-elect Trump] called out to these people to continue their violence, my husband being a victim of all of that, and it still — he still has injuries from that attack.”

[Flair4Drama]

Trump deports illegals.

The left asks who will pick the crops.

Trump fires government employees who can now pick the crops.

Problem solved 🤣

[Flair4Drama]

Mexico & Canada are about to FAFO.

77% of Canada's exports go to the 🇺🇸
84% of Mexico's exports go to the 🇺🇸

Both of them rely on 🇺🇸

Quick tip to Trudeau + Sheinbaum

Step #1: Read “Art of the Deal”
Step #2: Take a cold shower
Step #3: Call DJT to apologize
Step #4: Pray

[The Grand Wazoo]

yup

we don't need trade deals with them

let China have them

just like foreign aid

let China do it

every time we fuck around like this we give China another opening

they laugh at us and deserve to

[lilylivered]

Panama gonna give the Chinese contractors the boot thanks to Super Trump!

[Flair4Drama]

This one is awesome!!!!

Make sure on May 11 this year to wish your liberal lady friends a "Happy Inseminated Persons" Day!!!

[Flair4Drama]

CNN’s Jake Tapper, who covered up Biden’s mental decline, is releasing a new book titled “Original Sin” which covers the “cover up” of his mental decline.

This is like committing a crime and then investigating yourself for that crime.

Tapper, who apparently couldn’t see Biden’s obvious mental decline, will “dive deep” into how Biden’s family and aides “covered up” his decline.

Biden, “his family, and his senior aides were so convinced that only he could beat Trump again, they lied to themselves, allies, and the public about his condition and limitations,” a press release said.

[GadgetGuy]

Another dumb repository

[FBSMLUVR]

F4D

Tapper has to make money somehow, even if it’s more lies to cover up his previous lies. CNN & MSNBC are wallowing in debt, have lost millions of viewers, and firing the likes of Joy Reid. Tapper’s probably worried he might be the next to go.

The Lib Legacy Media is on its death bed and nobody believes a fucking thing they say anymore. They’re problem? They’re all about identity politics (& TDS) rather than actually reporting accurately and the people of this country have had enough of their bullshit.

Even Besos has realized the losses this kind of bullshit brings. He’s making big changes at the Washington Post because they’ve lost millions of subscribers.

It’ll be interesting to see how many copies of Tapper’s book are sold vs how many are left sitting on the shelves collecting dust.

[BobbyBeeBrown]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

CNN’s Jake Tapper, who covered up Biden’s mental decline, is releasing a new book titled “Original Sin” which covers the “cover up” of his mental decline.

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

F4D

Tapper has to make money somehow, even if it’s more lies to cover up his previous lies. CNN & MSNBC are wallowing in debt, have lost millions of viewers, and firing the likes of Joy Reid. Tapper’s probably worried he might be the next to go.

The Lib Legacy Media is on its death bed and nobody believes a fucking thing they say anymore. They’re problem? They’re all about identity politics (& TDS) rather than actually reporting accurately and the people of this country have had enough of their bullshit.

Even Besos has realized the losses this kind of bullshit brings. He’s making big changes at the Washington Post because they’ve lost millions of subscribers.

It’ll be interesting to see how many copies of Tapper’s book are sold vs how many are left sitting on the shelves collecting dust.

THANK YOU for actually reading this book so I don't have to, and for your studies on liberal media in general that allow such informed opinions. Ain't no fucking way I'm reading any book from this stupid lib now!

To repay the favor, let me remind you of THIS amazing work! It is so cool and so true that, well, you just can't make this shit up!

[FBSMLUVR]

Originally Posted by BobbyBeeBrown

THANK YOU for actually reading this book so I don't have to, and for your studies on liberal media in general that allow such informed opinions. Ain't no fucking way I'm reading any book from this stupid lib now!

Didn’t read the book, nor will I. Nor is it an informed opinion regarding Lib Media, it’s fact.

[BobbyBeeBrown]

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Didn’t read the book, nor will I. Nor is it an informed opinion regarding Lib Media, it’s fact.

Well, one thing I have learned in my short time here is that you are very careful with your facts. You NEVER "make shit up" to use a phrase (I heard that somewhere)

This is my favorite fact posted by you so far:

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

....The wide open border allowing illegals to enter our country by the millions, the majority of which are dangerous and hate our country....

I won't ask you how you determined the fact you gave previously about Lib media (they hate the babies and deserve what they get). Besides, you also admitted that it was not an informed opinion (sometimes this is so fucking easy I have to pinch myself!)

I would like to ask you for the figures about the illegal immigrants, though. It is once again Friday and I need those numbers to troll my Marxist lib drinking buddies tonight.

So, please, how many millions of "illegals" are there? And how many millions of them are dangerous and hate our country, exactly?

Maybe you could break it down a little further too. As in:

X.A Million illegal immigrants
X.B Million of whom are dangerous
X.C Million of whom hate our country
X.D Million of whom are BOTH dangerous AND hate our country

A source would be extremely helpful. Because my friends are going to say I just made this shit up, I know it. Help a fellow hater out!

Thanks!

[FBSMLUVR]

I’m sure you can find the numbers yourself BobbyRoo, especially since you have such an extensive informed opinion.

I will admit this tho, my use of the word majority was wrong on my part. But, with the millions of illegals that were allowed into our country under Biden’s watch, if you think for one second that thousands of them aren’t here to do us harm or dislike our country, you’re sadly mistaken and naive.

How many thousands and/or millions were gotaways? There’s a reason they didn’t want to get caught and turn themselves in at the border to claim asylum. Less than two dozen terrorists were involved in the 911 attacks. But I guess thousands of illegal gotaways doesn’t concern you.

[BobbyBeeBrown]

So I guess you CAN make this shit up?

My drinking bros are gonna be upset.

Meanwhile...

Intolerance and prejudice.

Poorly hidden behind rationalization and deflection.

Obfuscating hate.

And all of it normalized and made perfectly acceptable by MAGA.

I would truly like to believe that the "Nazi Parallel" is old. Would love to be wrong. Truly.

Unfortunately, it is very fresh.