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Originally Posted by lets
What the fuck is this. Y'all really time your shit out?
Fucking hell, just enjoy the moment
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Wouldn’t timing my defecation be another thread as it is slightly off topic?
However, I do enjoy the moment when I execute a good defecation. Currently it is accomplished in less time than the copulation but as I get older that is most likely to flip. Wait, that would be doggie right? Where’s The Hobby when I need him?
Ice melted by 10 to 11AM around these parts this morning so I had breakfast for lunch at Denny’s.
Only a couple places I’ve copulated in 30 minutes- one was relaxing (kind of a contradiction)…well it was about 45 minutes. But to your point lets that time constraint does not allow me to enjoy my fucking to the maximum.
Oh crap I gotta run to the outhouse! Feels like a grand slam making its way outta my Daikin Park.
