trump calls Trudeau a "governor", and Canada a "state"

[tommy156]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/tru...nada-1.7406226

...and I guarantee the retarded slobs who voted for him think it's funny and they will continue to refer to Trudeau as "governor" from here on out. Not a lot a free thinkers in that group.

You know, Ronald Reagan was a piece of shit with a lot of bad ideas, but at least he knew who our allies were, and treated them with respect.

There is nothing good that could possibly come out of trump's childish disrespect of an ally like this. But hey, as long as he keeps the chuckles coming for the world's dumbest voting bloc, he'll forever be a hero in their tiny pea brains.

America proves itself, once again, to be the dumbest, most embarrassing country on earth.

[onawbtngr546]

[tommy156]

Originally Posted by onawbtngr546

LOL!! Just keep talkin' donny

[Yssup Rider]

Nobody cares what he says anymore. Except of course for the poor schmucks who have to cover Trump's ass when he makes comments like that.

We pretty much know what he's going to say - even if he doesn't.

And y'all call Biden "challenged."

LOLLING!

[lustylad]

Trump Tells Trudeau He Won't Annex Canada If They Admit Their Bacon Is Just Ham

Dec 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com





PALM BEACH, FL — Inside sources said President-elect Donald Trump drew a hard line in the sand during a dinner meeting last week with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, as witnesses reported overhearing Trump telling Trudeau that the U.S. would refrain from annexing Canada if they would admit that their "bacon" is just weird, gross ham.

The offer came during a tense trade tariff discussion while Trudeau visited Trump at his Mar-a-Lago resort home last week, with Trump offering a compromise in which the U.S. would avoid adding Canada as its 51st state if Trudeau would issue a public statement revealing the true nature of Canadian bacon.

"I'll cut you a deal, Little Fidel," Trump was reportedly overheard saying. "It would be very easy for us to just absorb Canada. The maple syrup is wonderful. Everyone loves it. And all of the trees. So many trees. We could do very well with Canada, better than anyone has ever done, believe me. But I'm willing to hold off on annexing you if you're willing to drop this talk about Canadian ‘bacon.' It's not bacon, Fidel. Never has been. It's ridiculous. Nothing like bacon at all. It's fake news."

Sources present at the dinner said Trudeau was uneasy with the proposition. "He definitely seemed hesitant," one witness said. "He didn't want to have his country annexed by the U.S., but you could tell he wasn't willing to blow the lid on the Canadian bacon charade."

At publishing time, negotiations between Trump and Trudeau had reportedly hit additional snags after Trump notified Trudeau that poutine was an unacceptable way to eat french fries.

[tommy156]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Nobody cares what he says anymore. Except of course for the poor schmucks who have to cover trump's ass when he makes comments like that.

We pretty much know what he's going to say - even if he doesn't.

And y'all call Biden "challenged."

LOLLING!

Yeah, I have a feeling other world leaders just roll their eyes at this fucking clown. They'll engage with him when they absolutely have to, of course, but I doubt anybody takes him seriously anymore.

They realize that America is temporarily no longer an ally. Just get through the next 4 years until the adults take back power. I'm sure they'll have fun laughing him off stage at the UN again.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by tommy156

Yeah, I have a feeling other world leaders just roll their eyes at this fucking clown.

Hmmm... Do they flirt with their eyes too? Like Dr. Jill?





Uh-oh... you're veering off topic in your own thread, tommy. To help you get back on topic, here's an analysis from a liberal business journalist who is a citizen of both countries:

https://financialpost.com/diane-fran...a-trudeau-weak

[HDGristle]

[tommy156]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Now we know the real reason trump is hating on Trudeau. Melania hasn't touched donny "down there" since the night he took her out of the shipping crate.

[lustylad]

"Took her out of the shipping crate" lol. That's pretty funny, tommy. For you.

Wait - Isn't this supposed to be a thread about Canada becoming our 51st state? Whaddaya think about Diane Francis' column?

[Jacuzzme]

The Neanderthal Trump voters think he’s funny because he is. Reagan was good telling jokes but Trump is next level.

[HDGristle]

Naw, he's funny because he's lashing out with big cuck energy.

And we're here for it

[tommy156]

Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

The Neanderthal Trump voters think he’s funny because he is.

Well, I guess he might be funny to Neanderthals. The same way a baby throwing poop on the wall is funny to babies.

But how is it funny that he refers to The Canadian PM as a "governor"? Or Canada as a "state"? It's either dementia or a deep disrespect. Neither is funny.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by tommy156

Well, I guess he might be funny to Neanderthals.

You should watch more Greg Gutfeld, less Stephen Colbert if you want to grow a sense of humor.

Canada has 10 provinces. I might be open to giving statehood to some/all of them, depending on their political leanings.

[Jacuzzme]

Originally Posted by tommy156

Well, I guess he might be funny to Neanderthals. The same way a baby throwing poop on the wall is funny to babies.

But how is it funny that he refers to The Canadian PM as a "governor"? Or Canada as a "state"? It's either dementia or a deep disrespect. Neither is funny.

It’s trolling. Do you not follow the news? Trump’s as alpha as they come, Trudeau is as beta as they come. Of course he’s going to fuck with him.