Authentic Reviews

[Foxtrotdancer]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Laughable is you responding at 4:22 am.
Even more laughable is seeing the look on your face at Christmas when you open that lump of coal.
As long as you are being an ass clown around here Im not going anywhere. Close all of your accounts. If not I'll be on your old ass like donkey Kong.
Let the butt hurt continue.

All I can say to you is Holler!

[Unique_Carpenter]

That wasn't a review.

[Demolition]

Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

...you have no idea what I do or don't do.

Well, I know you have more lives than a cat. One life you lived at a Florida retirement community. Another life you worked at Trillburgers. Another life you worked at Buc-ee's. Another life you picked up dog poop. I can go on and on and on and on...

[Cendell M]

^^^one life he was in prison where he accidentally dropped the soap ( shinepro

[Unique_Carpenter]

The number one choice, no plastic, no excessive make-up, just straight up good to touch and play with, puts a smile on your face, long lasting cozy warmth, and disappears when finished.

The choice of naughty women everywhere who can deliver.
Some men clearly deserve it, some do not.
Frequently prevalent around the holidays.
Occasionally hard to find, unless you know where to look.
Numerous reviews, all good.

Oftentimes described as the choice for holiday delivered gifts for those who dream about being what they are not.
So the question is: Do you deserve it?

Last, some guy up north continuously tries to "corner the market" on all that's available.

Here's a much longer review:
https://www.eenews.net/articles/the-...ice-for-santa/

[Foxtrotdancer]

Holler!

[Busty]

Originally Posted by Cendell M

^^^one life he was in prison where he accidentally dropped the soap ( shinepro

a prison wife & has hated women ever since, Holler.

Snick

[Cendell M]

^^ Lol holler

[Foxtrotdancer]

The Holler program has been disbanded. Holler!

[R.M.]

Snick er toodles.

[Foxtrotdancer]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Snick er toodles.

Holler!