Dark Brandon

[Tsmokies]

https://youtu.be/8qTVPqP_9zU?si=PMod2QMBPiEA-5Vs

Keeping it real

[Tiny]

Donald Trump is worth $2.5 billion. Ismokies is worth $5 million. Donald is comfortable spending a maximum of $130,000 on a hooker. If Ismokies is comfortable spending the same proportion of his net worth on a hooker as Donald Trump, what's the maximum Ismokies would pay for a hooker? Show your work.

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Answer: $260

Solution: ($130,000 / $2,500,000,000) x $5,000,000 = $260

Extra credit: What's the difference between a $130,000 piece of ass and a $260 piece of ass when it's all pink on the inside?

[Levianon17]

Keeping it real? Is that why it's in the form of a poorly made cartoon, lol.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by Levianon17

Keeping it real? Is that why it's in the form of a poorly made cartoon, lol.

Real indeed. I worked at a 7/11 for 4 years and never had two hookers come in and offer to bang me for $90,000.

[CreatedInSpace]

I thought (Staff edit)

[eccieuser9500]

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by CreatedInSpace

I thought you had to be Indian to work at 7/11

While I can't speak for the Donald, I do have American Indian blood. Not enough to own part of a casino, but a lot more than Elizabeth Warren.

[Tsmokies]

Wrong Indian tiny...smh at maga intelligence.

Dark Brandon has made the mushroom famous as a cartoon character that's dumb as fuck even in a cartoon

[Tiny]

Please don't make fun of my ancestry Tsmokies. Your people took this country from us. Yes, we work in 7/11's. But we're also astronauts (John Herrington), titans of industry (Tom Love), scientists (Fred Begay), and, while I hate to admit it, Secretary of the Interior (Deb Haaland).

P.S. wtf lol smh :cri mson and clover: