Tswd has run away with penelope

[winn dixie]

Should have known. My blow up doll penelope has been hinting bout breaking up. I cant believe it. But now penelope left a note saying she ran off with tswd! Like I should've seen this coming. They'd been doing their make up and hair together and sharing wigs. All this cause I had a fantasy of having sex with a legless Woman. Told penelope my blow up doll I'd cut her plastic legs off and use my vacuum sealer to patch the ends. She didn't like the idea apparently.
As for tswd? S L U T !!!!!!!!

[winn dixie]

Penelope even took the patch kits!
Yep. Found the vacuum sealer in the trash.

[R.M.]

Well there's always Boxing Helena.

[Unique_Carpenter]

And the guys in Houston wonder why they're in third place for which forum entertains one of the mods most.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Well there's always Boxing Helena.

Had to look that one up.
I'm heart broken though.
Where are u penelope?

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

And the guys in Houston wonder why they're in third place for which forum entertains one of the mods most.

Does ecg have any advice for heartbroken lil ol me?

[Unique_Carpenter]

Of course she does.
Ignoring that she usually cusses guys out, she suggests that you tell yourself:
"I—think—I—can, I—think—I—can"

Btw, she has even gotten better at cussing guys out, as over the last couple years she's added cowgirl repertoire to her language collection. A few of the subcontractors we had at the west Kansas place got the brunt of that.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Of course she does.
Ignoring that she usually cusses guys out, she suggests that you tell yourself:
"I—think—I—can, I—think—I—can"

Btw, she has even gotten better at cussing guys out, as over the last couple years she's added cowgirl repertoire to her language collection. A few of the subcontractors we had at the west Kansas place got the brunt of that.

Ghastly, do not speak of guardian angel in that manner.

[R.M.]

[winn dixie]

Got a pic from tswd on the runway with penelope.
I miss you penelope!

[Unique_Carpenter]

wd,
I think you'd be more upset if she had taken off with PM.
I'm surprised she didn't.

[SexySammy]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Got a pic from tswd on the runway with penelope.
I miss you penelope!

Maybe the 2 of them will make the drive south to party with me

[R.M.]

I bet they both hauled ass to a pageant or a good wig sale.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by SexySammy

Maybe the 2 of them will make the drive south to party with me

Disheartening. I lose penelope. And those 2 get an invite. Sigh
2024 is not been good
And those two will prolly get chicken salad sammiches.
Dammit

[SexySammy]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Disheartening. I lose penelope. And those 2 get an invite. Sigh
2024 is not been good
And those two will prolly get chicken salad sammiches.
Dammit

Yup and a nice back rub...