Dwoo, sorry I couldn't resist having some fun with that...
lol
For you other guys...well, awwww shucks, boys...
Y'know I strive to be the prettiest!! Whether you think I look more like Rob Lowe or Tom Cruise...regardless, you guys in the post-30's camp really need to raise the aesthetic bar a little bit or these girls are gonna start raising prices!! I mean, I was going to retire, because so many PYT's are hitting me up for free sex, but I don't want y'all to go lonely...so maybe if I stay in the game for a while, the girls will dollar cost average their way into keeping their rates lower for you than they would if they didn't get my dashing looks once in a while!
It's a worthwhile charity...
But seriously...maybe you guys should think about tipping more...??
lol!