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12-07-2021, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: May 20, 2017
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A new mission....
....a few friends and myself have decided that something must be done so we are going to start smuggling republicans out of New York City. With the current lockdowns it is the only humane thing to do. It is a humanitarian crisis on the Hudson.
We are going to take three tunnels out of the city. We're calling them Tom, Dick, and Harry. We're going to get the word to the worthy to be ready to go on New Years Eve. Law enforcement will be busy with drunks, illegals, and terrorists that night. Once they get to the point of debarkation, they just have to say the password: Donald Trump is the man. We know from experience that liberals just cannot say that phrase without giggling, retching, or bursting into to flames.
Phase II happens when we get the million or so out of the city. We block the tunnels to prevent pursuit and using secret means we will secrete the republicans out across the country. Mostly in places that barely went for Biden in 2020. We can save lives and tip the election balance.
Keep this to yourselves because if Comrade Wilhelm (nee DeBlasio) gets wind of this someone might get hit with a writ.
Always looking for volunteers though.
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12-07-2021, 12:43 PM
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Take them all to MO.
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12-07-2021, 01:36 PM
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It’s a shame. My mrs works overseas a good bit, we’d meet at jfk and do weekenders in Manhattan hotels. That’s all gone to hell with their Nazi bullshit and Times Square heading back towards Pre-Rudy levels of shitholeness.
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12-07-2021, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: texas (close enough for now)
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have you and your team forged them papers and sewn culturally appropriate clothing and taught them language skills if stopped and confronted while in transit?
I think, if I remember the great escape properly, only 3 of 79 made it to liberty and freedom
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12-07-2021, 05:04 PM
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lol
I will gladly assist Barley. Our Patriots have suffered long enough. We have friends in Upset NY [UpState] that will help! Just get em to Safe Heavens in Western Penn, NC and KC and disperse from there!
Pssst--Donald Trump is the man.
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12-07-2021, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 26, 2021
Location: down under Pittsburgh
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... Dress them all in "BLM" kits and you'll surely be home free!
IF they DO stop you - you'll be released with NO BAIL.
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12-07-2021, 05:38 PM
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But no black face.....
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12-07-2021, 07:59 PM
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12-07-2021, 08:21 PM
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... Hee Hee! ... That's clever!
Did you think of that yoursel-
... Of course you didn't.
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12-07-2021, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
....a few friends and myself have decided that something must be done so we are going to start smuggling republicans out of New York City. With the current lockdowns it is the only humane thing to do. It is a humanitarian crisis on the Hudson.
We are going to take three tunnels out of the city. We're calling them Tom, Dick, and Harry. We're going to get the word to the worthy to be ready to go on New Years Eve. Law enforcement will be busy with drunks, illegals, and terrorists that night. Once they get to the point of debarkation, they just have to say the password: Donald Trump is the man. We know from experience that liberals just cannot say that phrase without giggling, retching, or bursting into to flames.
Phase II happens when we get the million or so out of the city. We block the tunnels to prevent pursuit and using secret means we will secrete the republicans out across the country. Mostly in places that barely went for Biden in 2020. We can save lives and tip the election balance.
Keep this to yourselves because if Comrade Wilhelm (nee DeBlasio) gets wind of this someone might get hit with a writ.
Always looking for volunteers though.
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Originally Posted by winn dixie
lol
I will gladly assist Barley. Our Patriots have suffered long enough. We have friends in Upset NY [UpState] that will help! Just get em to Safe Heavens in Western Penn, NC and KC and disperse from there!
Pssst--Donald Trump is the man.
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Now this is humorous. I don't mean this to be a knock. I like it. Creatively fantastic.
Not corny at all sailor. Bravo!
Heard this interview today. One of the American greats. Just sharing for those with time and interest.
Mel Brooks
https://www.npr.org/2021/12/07/1062111616/mel-brooks
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Brooks sits down with Terry Gross to talk about Jewish humor, therapy, and the meaning of life. He's got a new memoir called 'All About Me!'
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12-07-2021, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
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Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
....a few friends and myself have decided that something must be done so we are going to start smuggling republicans out of New York City. With the current lockdowns it is the only humane thing to do. It is a humanitarian crisis on the Hudson.
We are going to take three tunnels out of the city. We're calling them Tom, Dick, and Harry. We're going to get the word to the worthy to be ready to go on New Years Eve. Law enforcement will be busy with drunks, illegals, and terrorists that night. Once they get to the point of debarkation, they just have to say the password: Donald Trump is the man. We know from experience that liberals just cannot say that phrase without giggling, retching, or bursting into to flames.
Phase II happens when we get the million or so out of the city. We block the tunnels to prevent pursuit and using secret means we will secrete the republicans out across the country. Mostly in places that barely went for Biden in 2020. We can save lives and tip the election balance.
Keep this to yourselves because if Comrade Wilhelm (nee DeBlasio) gets wind of this someone might get hit with a writ.
Always looking for volunteers though.
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why would they pursue? seems to me that they don't give a shitz if they left.
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12-08-2021, 07:37 AM
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why would they pursue? seems to me that they don't give a shitz if they left.
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first it could be the industry and wealth and enterprise of those escaping they want to keep and control
in Nazi Germany, Jews leaving had to forgo their assets
and it could be the children
the left wants the minds of the children
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12-08-2021, 09:01 AM
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Praise the Lord and pass the beans
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the left wants the minds of the children
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Similar to the right...especially the religious right
WWDJTD
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12-08-2021, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by WTF
pass the beans
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if you can swallow then it's likely you should be able to pass them
especially given the reaming those of your ilk submit themselves to
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12-08-2021, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: May 20, 2017
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Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
why would they pursue? seems to me that they don't give a shitz if they left.
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