CDC admits vaccines don’t work

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

It's been achieved. Stop moving the goalposts.

yeah, they moved the goal post on herd immunity. first they claimed you get it at 50% then moved it to 70%. this was last year.

Lime juice, vodka and tonic is how I take mine.

add vodka? that's a kick, but hopefully not with vitamin C, D & Z.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

It's been achieved. Stop moving the goalposts.

Five reasons why COVID herd immunity is probably impossible:

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-00728-2

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

add vodka? that's a kick, but hopefully not with vitamin C, D & Z.

PLEASE Dilbert (aside: see how I use the magic word even though you don't), get it RIGHT. Zinc is not a vitamin. And you need to add quercetin.

Here's the recipe for the anti-covid cocktail

2 ounces vodka
1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
5 ounces tonic water
500 mg Vitamin C
50 mg Zinc
2000 mg Vitamin D
250 mg quercetin
2 tablespoons Pepto Bismol

Yummy!

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by Tiny

1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg?

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by Tiny

PLEASE Dilbert (aside: see how I use the magic word even though you don't), get it RIGHT. Zinc is not a vitamin. And you need to add quercetin.

Here's the recipe for the anti-covid cocktail

2 ounces vodka
1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
5 ounces tonic water
500 mg Vitamin C
50 mg Zinc
2000 mg Vitamin D
250 mg quercetin
2 tablespoons Pepto Bismol

Yummy!

pepto bismol???

[Strokey_McDingDong]

Won't the alcohol interfere with absorbing the vitamins and minerals?

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

pepto bismol???

Helps with the hangover and stomach upset.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong

Won't the alcohol interfere with absorbing the vitamins and minerals?

True, but it gives you a nice buzz

[Tiny]

To be clear, this is a joke. If you remove the alcohol, tonic, pepto bismol and lime juice, it does approximate the Eastern Virginia Medical University protocol for COVID prevention

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Tiny

To be clear, this is a joke. If you remove the alcohol, tonic, pepto bismol and lime juice, it does approximate the Eastern Virginia Medical University protocol for COVID prevention

Get the vaccine, double mask and lock yourself down!!!! That’s the Fauci protocol!

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by bambino

Get the vaccine, double mask and lock yourself down!!!! That’s the Fauci protocol!

That’s definitely more effective. You could get away with just one mask if it’s an N95 or KN95.

[rexdutchman]

Knob creek ,,, fixs all

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg?

Probably not. She'll need to scrape up the seeds.

[Strokey_McDingDong]

The best preventative measure is to lock yourself down. That's 100% protection. If you seriously don't have any social contact with anyone, your risk of contracting COVID is 0, and that's better than vaccines and masks.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg?

LexusLover is right. There's got to be some way she can scoop it up, impregnate herself, and then you're on the hook for child support for 18 years.

I recommend the McDingDong strategy, extreme lockdown. Not only will it prevent COVID, but also unwanted pregnancies.