Jokes are encouraged

[queenV]

Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

Jokes are encouraged...lets see if you guys have any I have not heard.
If you do not know I am 4'10

[Enchanterlingum]

Need one of those portable staircases?

[DallasRain]

sexy pic and nice mirror! i have mirrors on all sides of my bed at home! love watching while doin the dirty lol!!

when i come back in few weeks,i bet i can toss you up on that sweet bed!! meow!!!!

[Jadec5717]

Beautiful, I’m 4’10 to!

[BigDeal]

Wow ya all are waist high...how perfect!!
Lol

[Unique_Carpenter]

I'm thinking:
Springboard,
Trampoline,
Ladder,
Anything except a ramp.

[queenV]

swing and trampoline!!!! I would say the big bouncy shoes from the 90's but if you know me I would hurt myself.

[TailHooked]

A short pole vault pole.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

You may still have to jump a little...

https://www.arusticgarden.com/12sttala.html

[made4luvin]

Adorable

[queenV]

We should play if you are ever in town, two short ladies together should be a lot of fun and hot as hell

[queenV]

Yes please

[FrankieP]

I’m going to be happy to throw you up on top of that bed. But I’m not sure how I’ll get up there myself.

[dumars]

You need a single step stool next to that bed to get in.

In this case it could do double duty to sit on rather than sitting, kneeling or squatting. My past regular called mine “my stool”.