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04-09-2021, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Name something in the hobby that makes you laugh in a sarcastic way
When a provider claims to be from the country of Columbia has always made me smirk. You can tell they're a fake from the get go.
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04-10-2021, 10:27 AM
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Ummmm . . . .I have often asked for a discount for small size and low performance . . .that sometimes gets a laugh, but never a discount.
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04-10-2021, 11:44 AM
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Getting Ghosted after a scheduled appointment with confirmation text 2 hours before scheduled appointment!
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04-11-2021, 04:24 AM
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Fake pictures
They don’t realize we have become experts at analyzing images. We can smell
even just one false one mixed in with 3 legit. When I encounter that, I walk away because if they will lie about that, they will lie about other things ( true Gfe vs. non)
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04-11-2021, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2010
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Originally Posted by michaelrayab
...We can smell ...
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.. in these days that's a good sign.
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04-12-2021, 05:55 AM
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Join Date: Apr 8, 2013
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The ad says great menu..
"i'm pse and gfe, but everything-including kissing, bj, bls, daty, dato, tuma, tuha, and boob worship-will be covered.."
get your dental dams ready..
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04-12-2021, 07:23 AM
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When the hottie in the pics turns out to weigh over 200.
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04-12-2021, 12:17 PM
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When guys put "disclaimers" in their reviews to try to indicate that it didn't really happen.
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04-28-2021, 07:31 PM
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The ads that say "if it's not me it's free" If it is not them, WHY would the lady (or person) do anything for free?
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04-28-2021, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rcinokc
When guys put "disclaimers" in their reviews to try to indicate that it didn't really happen.
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04-28-2021, 08:26 PM
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Bad really bad pan flute versions of top 40 songs played in the background during a massage. I end up getting distracted playing "omg what's that song".
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04-28-2021, 10:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 4, 2017
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When they advertise themselves as low volume when she told you the day before she needs to see 10 guys that weekend to make bills.
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04-29-2021, 06:41 AM
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When the ad has 10 pictures of her, the first 9 her face is blurred or hidden but the last its in full view.
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04-29-2021, 08:37 AM
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Donations these days.
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05-02-2021, 07:17 PM
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Location: Houston
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That sign in MPs rooms that state that they don't do anything illegal, sexual, or happy endings, so don't ask, etc..
Then she has your junk in her hand within 5 minutes of starting.
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