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Originally Posted by oeb11
You would be doing a Great Service for Our Nation, Tiny!!!!
How to meet AOC :
1. Donate to her re-election campaign - but to outspend soros is difficult
2. Be her limo driver in Ny and DC
3. be her private plane pilot between Ny and DC and wherever she wants to go - such as Cancun or Cabo for vacations and shopping
4.get hired on in her DPST office - You must pass the PC criteria .
5. Move to the Bronx and run against her - on both DPST and republican ticket. Gets her attention.
6. Call her office with a cure for hyperthyroidism and prognathism.
7, call her office with with a cure for "Dumber than a Bag of Hammers" - her staffers and 'squad' will understand.
8. - Present her and her 'squad' with matching baseball outfits for intramural play - all with 'SCALISE on the back.
9. Call with an offer from Trump to award her the 'Presidential Medal of Freedom" - and explain what it is.
10. Send her a 'dick pic' with a hammer and sickle tattoo on it.
Good Luck with your quest in Service to America!!!!!
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Hilarious Oeb! I think that one even beats anything Gaston has come up with lately.
Anyway, I think #10 has real potential. I'm going to get Alexandria tattoed on one side of my penis and a hammer and sickle on the other. That way she'll know I'm serious. Or do you think I should save that for a surprise on our wedding night?