Encounter: Taste of Asia @ Relax Massage

[Leelikebruce]

Date: 2/12/2021
Name: Kelly
Phone: (210) 650-0844
Email Address: na
URL / Website: na
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: 12403 Nacogdoches Rd, San Antonio, TX 78217
Activities: NS,CBJ,DATYx2,TIV,STANDING MISH,THE CAPTIAN,THE GLIDER,SLOW DOGGY,ROUGH DOGGY,GFE,CUDDLING,LFK,MASSAGE
Hair Length and Color: long brown
Age: 20's
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: SEXY AF! tall, fit, natural b's, soft perfect skin, nice ass, exotic landing strip (i have never seen a landing strip like that before, it was probably done by a professional) PERFECT KITTY !
Recommendation: Yes

[shinblade]

That's us some seriously entertaining shit, Lee, keep posting and giving the rest of us the deep Intel from your leader's recon. Monger shall never occupy the same space as monger. I haven't read a funnier or wiser line in ten years on this forum.

[SpursFan]

Damn fine reporting sir Leelikebruce.


Keep em cuming!

[CrankShaft]

Outstanding, Private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well.

[Leelikebruce]

Originally Posted by CrankShaft

Outstanding, Private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well.

Were you the fat guy in the car in front of ocean spa beating off to get it up before you went in ?

[shinblade]

Lee, I'm not a mind reader but I think Crankshaft was giving you kudos rather than baiting you. Its just a line from full metal jacket and even Gunny Hartman meant it as a compliment.

I met Lee Ermey once in Kandahar. Filming his TV show back in 2004. Ill never forget it. Chain smoking and cursing while posing for pictures with the grunts.

[naughty4u1976]

Gunny says the line at the 1:00 mark.

https://youtu.be/YwjHhJdhY0I

Leelikebruce not getting the movie reference make me wonder
if he was even in the military.

Still, the OP was a funny and fantastic writeup.
Good on-ya brother.

Ooh-Rah !

[shinblade]

Oh I don't doubt that Lee is ex-military; probably outside the wire. I suspect he just may not be familiar with the reference from FMJ.

[Leelikebruce]

naughty4 uglys 1976- i get the movie reference but it would only click to you if you were combat arms and not a POG. Now with you being the same guy who buys chocolates, flowers and went out of his way to learn mandarin to get L3 while guys like me get L3 by meeting the intent of the AMP business then it just goes to show how un-edumacated you are in this business. The only wire you know is the one connects you to the internet in camp Arifjan while guys like me are stacking bodies in mosul in your favor chocolate boy !

[naughty4u1976]

I've seen my fair share of combat and dead bodies Hoss.
Both US forces and Rag heads.

I was most likely in the Persian Gulf cutting Gator Squares
while you were popping zits on your funny face and jacking off
to the Sears catalog.

I dont buy chocolates to get an L3 experience.
I buy chocolates to get a GFE/PSE experience.

To each his own, but I dont treat the ladies like
pieces of shit and I get well rewarded for it.

[skidmark210]

I always thought buying chocolate candy and flowers for a asian provider just laughed when you left saying silly Americans I need money here is a water

[shinblade]

Lee, Naughty4u, and others, lets take it as a given that we were all combat arms and saw our share of the shit in different theaters and different stages of mayhem. There are Vietnam vets and even Korean war vets on this forum. Lee you're probably younger and definitely more intense and used to taking what you want from the babysans. Some of us are older and tend to take things slower with them, just our nature. I can't pound pussy the way I did back in the day, so I like to relax and have the lady tease and please me. Naughty is 100% correct, a little gentlemanly demeanor can go a long way. We all have good Intel to share with each other and there's no need to get into petty squabbles about whose approach is the correct one. Keep giving us your great advice and we'll all be better for it.

[MrTex1959]

Thanks for the review...I’ll need to head over there...I do like the tease before the main activities. Helps rev my engine