Greetings ECCIE friends, I come in peace. Chung was a victim of the targeted chaos created by my younger brother vadc. Our family banished vadc many months ago but we long feared he would eventually resurface on ECCIE and create havoc for Shasha, Luxury, and the entire ECCIE community. Please accept my sincerest apologies for his unacceptable behavior.
I suppose I owe everyone an explanation of who vadc is and why he was here. Our story begins several years ago at Lucky Haven. vadc and I are biological siblings who were also regular customers of Kiss and Shasha. Slowly over time, vadc and I became very close with both Kiss and Shasha. Eventually we got to know the other girls at Lucky Haven as well as the Lucky Haven ECCIE promoters. It felt like a close extended family. Once Lucky Haven closed, vadc and I were worried but thankfully we found a new home with Kiss and Shasha at Luxury.
Once Luxury opened, vadc began to develop a strange fetish. vadc would kimchi binge for days and sometimes weeks before his sessions as Luxury. Things came to a head one day when he arrived for an appointment with Shasha. Upon arrival, vadc requested to use the restroom. Shasha was concerned for his well-being as he was visibly very bloated and was having problems walking. vadc, demonstrating some common courtesy, went to a public restroom next door to relieve himself of his kimchi-induced gastric distress.
Shasha was worried about vadc and went next door to check on him. Once there, she almost had a panic attack and text messaged me the following video that I later uploaded to YouTube (see vadc's kimchi pooping session as filmed by Shasha
here). It was clear that vadc’s kimchi obsession was affecting his health.
Not to digress here, but allow me to provide everyone with an explanation of Luxury's recurring plumbing difficulties. Luxury's plumbing issues are largely attributed to vadc's gastric distress that day. The extraordinarily large kimchi-laced turd he produced that day was simply too large for the building's meager plumbing system to handle. I honestly believe there is a giant turd still stuck in a pipe somewhere.
Anyway, after a six-hour long bathroom break vadc returned for his scheduled appointment. Shasha urged him to reschedule stating that he was in no condition to have a session. vadc angrily left and told Kiss about his experience. Kiss, siding with vadc, said that pooping out six weeks’ worth of kimchi and destroying the plumbing system of an entire complex was no excise to deny service. Hence, our family split and both vadc and Kiss vowed revenge on Shasha and Luxury. This is why vadc hates Shasha and all things Luxury.
Hopefully, a more mellowed out version of vadc will return to ECCIE someday. I am sure he still has a soft spot for many of the girls at Luxury and the situation is unfortunate. Maybe we can put the issue behind us once all parties return from their temporary ECCIE punishment period.