What's your Worst Hobby Encounter?

[lebrouge]

My absolute worst encounter was with a 19 year old whitie/Latina (?), a few years back when I started hobbying with indies.

Her screening was to ask me to text her a pic of my dick, so "she could make sure I wasn't LE". I complied, like the fool that I was! I felt so ridiculous!

Then she asks me to show up at an ugly motel in a seedy part of town, and sit in the car in the parking lot for 20 minutes - god knows why. When she finally lets me in, surprise! She's not the girl in the ad! She was cute enough, so I went along.

She immediately starts patting me down for weapons! Then she started texting furiously (her pimp? her BF? her GF?), not paying any attention to me. She was clearly very nervous. I tried to gently calm her down, reassuring her I was not LE but she would have none of it - too busy showing me who was da Boss!

She orders me to pay her and then to strip and lay on my back, and starts giving a dry HJ - no lube! When I gently suggested she use some lube, or her mouth, she curtly replies "NO - that's how I do it!"

At this point, dickie wasn't happy with the rough, painful rub, so I asked her to go to FS. This is where it really went south - she claimed she was visited by Mo' Flo' (oldest excuse in the book) and that the HJ was all I was gonna get!

At this point, I told her I had enough, and asked for my money back. She said "NO!", and started furiously texting again (her fiancée? her bodyguard?). So I sighed, and just left...

I learned a LOT with this one encounter... I left with my dignity more or less intact, less the $100 qv fee... I wish all my life lessons were that cheap!

I'm curious to hear you all's horror stories...

[Goose7093]

My worst experience, probably compared to some, was tame as far as danger. I was on a business trip, and decided to try the local flavors. I had one lady show up at my hotel room. Per usual, she asked for the donation upfront. As we settled in, after some kisses, she gives me the “additional” prices to pay for services. “What?” I asked. “You can’t be serious.”

Oh, but she was. I don’t play that game, and I immediately kicked her out. I didn’t ask for any donation back - I considered it payment for a lesson I needed to learn.

After that, I learned to do my homework. I can’t just let the little guy lead the way.

[Fizley]

There have been many over the years, but the most recent is a provider I had filtered thru a couple of times. The sessions were never rock my world, but they weren't bad either.

Three weeks ago, sent a text. Yes I am available she replies. Be at the house at 6, honey. I am at her residential incall in about an hour. Send a text I am here. Park behind my car and wait she says. The next thing I see is a man exit her front door, walk down towards my car. Tips his hat at me, and crawls into the car on the street.

Seconds later I see her standing at the door. She asks if I can run down to the local liquor store and buy Vodka, while she fresh up. Decided to go threw with it as I have seen her before. Drove down to the store and buys Vodka with the $$ she gave me. Come back, park behind her car again. Text Im here, Response came back, not ready Honey.

Sit for 15 minutes, then decide I gone. As I am putting the car in reverse another man exits. I leave and drive the 20 minutes back to the house and as I am pulling into the driveway I get...where you at?

[lebrouge]

Originally Posted by Fizley

There have been many over the years, but the most recent is a provider I had filtered thru a couple of times. The sessions were never rock my world, but they weren't bad either.

Three weeks ago, sent a text. Yes I am available she replies. Be at the house at 6, honey. I am at her residential incall in about an hour. Send a text I am here. Park behind my car and wait she says. The next thing I see is a man exit her front door, walk down towards my car. Tips his hat at me, and crawls into the car on the street.

Seconds later I see her standing at the door. She asks if I can run down to the local liquor store and buy Vodka, while she fresh up. Decided to go threw with it as I have seen her before. Drove down to the store and buys Vodka with the $$ she gave me. Come back, park behind her car again. Text Im here, Response came back, not ready Honey.

Sit for 15 minutes, then decide I gone. As I am putting the car in reverse another man exits. I leave and drive the 20 minutes back to the house and as I am pulling into the driveway I get...where you at?

Yeah I hate it when they overbook, and go into serial-fucking mode . One time I was doing the deed with this lady at her place, and there's a rap at the front door. She disengages from me, mid-flight, left me with my dick dangling, and went to answer the door. Turns out her next client was 15 minutes early. SO she rushed me through my big O, and asked me to sneak out the back door ... what a thrill! More experienced providers learn to leave good gaps between clients, to avoid these kinds of situations.