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Originally Posted by ea6b
go ahead call her Umom 832 906 2907.
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I did, lovely girl and we had a wonderful chat. I'm seeing her next week.
She said there were several issues with you.
1. your dick pics were uncalled for but very funny. We both agree that it's simply too wonky to be usable and the green spots were worrisome.
2. your insistence on being referred to as "sexy hairy man with great balls of wonderment" was off-putting
3. your tendency to cry and call for mommy scared her.
4. your references all came back negative and can be summed up with one word - yucky
5. soap is your friend dude, so is toothpaste. Get familiar
Good luck Fifi