Cyrus R. Vance, Jr. the WITCH HUNTER

[Tiny]

Thanks for the encouragement gentlemen! "Little" Tiny up the ass could cause some serious damage to her colon, and I don't want my precious Alexandria walking around with a colostomy bag. I do intend however to take her doggy style in a department store dressing room on Fifth Avenue.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by Tiny

I've been working for a couple of years on trying to convert eccieuser and am making no headway whatsoever. And as soon as I was starting to get somewhere with The Mystic and WTF they dropped off the board. Converting people is hard work!

But it will be different with AOC. After I bang her a few times, she'll be addicted and will do anything to make me happy, including paying homage to the dead Capitalist gods -- Milton Friedman, Ronald Reagan, Sam Walton, and John D. Rockefeller.

Originally Posted by Tiny

Yeah, you're not going to see Alexandria heading to the hills with her Kalashnikov. She's a city girl. Part of my plan to seduce her is to get her a Birkin Bag. Every woman will fuck for a Birkin Bag. And once she's had a taste of little Tiny there'll be no going back.

your AOC fantasy is working overtime.lol

if you must do her, be sure to bind and tie her up and gag her. she'll bite once she finds out you're a capitalist bourgeois.