Grocery Store Hotties

[LipLuster]

I went to the store yesterday to stock up. It wasn’t too crowded, but I saw at least a half dozen hotties in yoga pants showing cleavage and a couple showing bulging tits. Anyone had success hooking up with a horny shopper?

[curi0usguyyy]

sure, just walk up to them and in your creepy old man voice ask them if they want to bang.
works every time.

[Precious_b]

Show them your eggplant.

[RustyBalls]

Don't waste your time on the hot shoppers, find the hottest Checkout Lady and see if she is interested in a pay for play arrangement. Grocery store employees don't make much.

Be sure to use your "creepy old man voice" and pat down your Johnson in your sweat pants as you speak with her--that way she will know that your are serious.

If that fails, you may have better luck with the lady police officer who responds to talk to you about your obnoxious behavior while in the grocery store.

LEAVE THE CIVILIANS ALONE and stick to ladies in the hobby who are willing to play for pay with us over-the-hill old farts. And wear your face mask and maintain social distancing at all times.