IF there is any sham at all, IF... then the sham would be a fake post by a 1st time poster.
This 1st time poster says he went "because of the reviews I've read here" yet does not have premium access. Hmmm. Or this is another poster cowardly hiding behind a new handle? Either way, the info in the post seems incredibly bogus.
Even if one was to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he actually saw anyone there, he must have been sending some bad vibes or warning bells to not receive service. None of what he wrote adds up.
Anyone who knows D&T or has seen Farrah (I don't know lulu) knows she is totally engaging, sweet and memorable. And the service is excellent for this type of AMP.
But hey, don't listen to any of us who actually go to AMPs here in Austin. Trust the first time poster with the sketchy, pseudo review