Mayor Pete has a problem.......

[gnadfly]

Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

not sure what you mean by rejuvenation ceremonies
you mean she uses baby remains in her facial rejuvenation creams and ointments and in soothing baths?

Hillary is actually 140 years old. Consumption of fetal remains refreshed her chronological appearance. However, since the 70s its been more difficult obtaining those remains. Look at this recent "before/after" picture:



Settle down Chung

[nevergaveitathought]

yeah and she did something similar to scarlett o'hara and made a jacket from an old dirt bag

[Jackie S]

Mayor Pete and "Beto" have a similar problem.

When you decide to run for President, you become exposed to the entire world. As a consequence of this , the entire world learns what a moron you really are.

"Beto" better move to another State, becaus getting elected to anything in Texas is going to be pretty difficult.

But then, he has his wife's money to fall back on.

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

Mayor Pete and "Beto" have a similar problem.

When you decide to run for President, you become exposed to the entire world. As a consequence of this , the entire world learns what a moron you really are.

"Beto" better move to another State, becaus getting elected to anything in Texas is going to be pretty difficult.

But then, he has his wife's money to fall back on.

How do you figure? Beto could be re-elected to anything he runs for in El Paso.

Or are you and your AR-totin’ Buddies going to make the drive out to El Paso and meet him at the Wal Mart?

Honestly, sometimes I just think this pool you’re swimming in is full of piss.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

How do you figure? Beto could be re-elected to anything he runs for in El Paso.

Or are you and your AR-totin’ Buddies going to make the drive out to El Paso and meet him at the Wal Mart?

Honestly, sometimes I just think this pool you’re swimming in is full of piss.

would he beat you for DOTY!?



BAHAHHAAAAA

[bambino]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

would he beat you for DOTY!?



BAHAHHAAAAA

In ElPaso he would!!!!!

[Yssup Rider]

But in Putzburgh, he’d have to get at. The end of the line to stick a French Baguette between the drooping jowls of your pooper!

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

But in Putzburgh, he’d have to get at. The end of the line to stick a French Baguette between the drooping jowls of your pooper!

You’re fucked up. But we knew that for years.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by bambino

You’re fucked up. But we knew that for years.

There goes yssup. He is fixated with males genitalia and male anus holes.

[matchingmole]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

There goes yssup. He is fixated with males genitalia and male anus holes.

This must be a personal hell for you.

[friendly fred]

If the "Doctor" gave Mayor Pete a blow job in order to get his help, would that constitute bribery?

[eccielover]

Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

yeah and she did something similar to scarlett o'hara and made a jacket from an old dirt bag

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by friendly fred

If the "Doctor" gave Mayor Pete a blow job in order to get his help, would that constitute bribery?

Why don’t we just ask him?

After all, he’s known as oebbbj11 for a reason!

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by matchingmole

This must be a personal hell for you.

Yeah, that boy is some dungflinger, errrr, gunslinger!

And a fucking stalker.

Good thing he lives in Austin. That’ll make him easy to pick out of a lineup,

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Why don’t we just ask him?

After all, he’s known as oebbbj11 for a reason!

I was referring to the abortion "Doctor".

The guy with 2000 skeletons buried in his yard...