Dirty Poetry

[Cnar]

I write short poems to get the creative juices flowing for work. Can't share this one in my normal life, so I'm sharing it with y'all.

How about a sexual poetry thread? Write your own or share one you like. Serious or funny.

Here's mine.

Eye her and try her, lay down beside her.

Set up astride her, wider, divide her.

Ride her, inside her, then gratify her.

Valued companion, confider: Provider.

[Cnar]

There once was a man named John,

Whose penis was shaped like a swan.

When he dropped the towel,

The girls would cry fowl.

So his hand was his only liaison.

[WMJ4657]

There once was a man named Chuck

But many said so what the fuck

For his tiny dick friend Augustis

There just is no justice

[Exchequer]

How about a haiku!

Take her from behind
Not like a dog, but a god
That needs a pounding

“Is it in yet, dear?”
Is quite a silly question
You won’t need to ask

[Johnnytricks]

There was an old man from Nantucket...quess yawl know that one already lol