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08-23-2019, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: May 19, 2011
Location: Kansas City
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KC Would be a Better Place If . . .
More ladies and gents had this lady's sense of humor!
I might very well be demented but I love it!
https://40up.com.kc.listcrawler.com/post/36497137/
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08-23-2019, 05:54 PM
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EROTIC MASSAGE THERAPIST♡
User ID: 257281
Join Date: Aug 24, 2014
Location: Kansas City, MO
Posts: 430
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I actually know this lady she is an oldie but goodie. She has been doimg this for 30 years. I tried to set her up on eccie but she isnt real computer savvy so I don't know what happened. She is a nice lady.
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08-23-2019, 07:43 PM
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Location: Kansas City
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I texted her expressing my appreciation for her sense of humor, pretty much on par with mine. Next week I'm supposed to be getting my new eyes so I'll be able to drive more than a few miles within my neighborhood and I will meat her in person. Or, at least, that is plan A.
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I actually know this lady she is an oldie but goodie. She has been doimg this for 30 years. I tried to set her up on eccie but she isnt real computer savvy so I don't know what happened. She is a nice lady.
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08-23-2019, 09:13 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
Posts: 70,809
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hey "us old ladies" in the biz can rock alot of younger fellas world like nobody else!!
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08-23-2019, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
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She looks nice and fun, but I'm at a loss to find the sense of humor. Did she change her ad?
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WET AND WILD������ NEED A HARD COCK TO SUCK ....It makes my pussy Soo WET and turns me Crazy Wild. . .
I'm a sexy GREEN EYE BLONDE WITH TRIPLE DDD'S CURVY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. ... I'm running a special today of 80$hhr ....Needing to raise enough money to pay for this car I need...so let me show what a true COCK SUCKER can do
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Seems pretty straightforward.
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08-23-2019, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2012
Location: The nearest bar
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Originally Posted by DallasRain
hey "us old ladies" in the biz can rock alot of younger fellas world like nobody else!!
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Shit, Dallas I’m terrified by what you would do to a a relative youngun like me. I can only eat so many Wheaties.
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08-24-2019, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: May 19, 2011
Location: Kansas City
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Preee-cisley the point sire!
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Seems pretty straightforward.
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Try about 100mg of non time release Niacin!! Gets the blood circulating good. I've been taking it for years 'bout 15 or so minutes before staring a workout. The rush from any more than 100mg for the beginner might be uncomfortable.
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Shit, Dallas I’m terrified by what you would do to a a relative youngun like me. I can only eat so many Wheaties.
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08-24-2019, 11:02 AM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Ahhh but baby it would be a good death...out in a blaze of glory!!
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08-24-2019, 08:46 PM
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EROTIC MASSAGE THERAPIST♡
User ID: 257281
Join Date: Aug 24, 2014
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Originally Posted by DallasRain
hey "us old ladies" in the biz can rock alot of younger fellas world like nobody else!!
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Ms.Dallas,
Girl, don't I know it! I have no doubt in my mind....
I am no spring chicken myself and did not mean any disrespect. There is no question, You ma'am, definitely give 20 somethings a run for their money!
Maybe one day I will be lucky enough to be introduced and so inclined...
(sigh)
💋 Scarlet
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08-24-2019, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 24, 2014
Location: kansas
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Shit, Dallas I’m terrified by what you would do to a a relative youngun like me. I can only eat so many Wheaties.
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Be very afraid
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08-29-2019, 09:47 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 393863
Join Date: Mar 26, 2017
Location: Mo & Ks
Posts: 3,483
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I didn't even care for sex till 50 now look out I'm making up for lost time 💋
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08-29-2019, 10:09 AM
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Chasing a Cowgirl
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
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Ahhh but baby it would be a good death...out in a blaze of glory!!
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And then a Phoenix type regeneration so it can be done again, and again...
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08-29-2019, 09:46 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
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lol yep
I am like YourDesire...at 50 I just hit my stride....
and boys,no need to be scared of us "old horny ladies"...we like it soft & slow at times...and then sometimes we like to be banged like a screen door in a hurricane....so it's ALL gonna be gooD!! just saying LOL
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08-30-2019, 02:48 PM
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MILF Extrodinaire
User ID: 305703
Join Date: Jul 7, 2015
Location: KC burbs
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Shit, Dallas I’m terrified by what you would do to a a relative youngun like me. I can only eat so many Wheaties.
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All you young, fresh cubs should be a bit afraid of us mature, very skilled ladies!
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08-30-2019, 03:19 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: Left Side of KC Metro
Posts: 7,591
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Originally Posted by FrankieP
Shit, Dallas I’m terrified by what you would do to a a relative youngun like me. I can only eat so many Wheaties.
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Originally Posted by SweetSuzanna
All you young, fresh cubs should be a bit afraid of us mature, very skilled ladies!
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You’ll recover, Frankie... eventually...
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